My dental hygientist is hot

[sperry]

She's prolly married or something, so this is a useless question, but what's the protocol for asking out someone you don't really know, that you see only once every 6 months?

I've got till July 20th at 8am to come up with a game plan.

[MattR]

Did you show her the wing on your car? and that wasn't enough?

There is no protocol for dental hook-ups. haha

[sperry]

Originally Posted by MattR

Did you show her the wing on your car? and that wasn't enough?

There is no protocol for dental hook-ups. haha

Actually, since she's older than me (I think), I doubt my car would be impressive.... I need a loaded M3 or soemthing for a daily driver. My WRX gets all the high school chicks.

No really... the cute girl at the Del Taco drive thru has hit on me twice now... ("I really like your car..." <leans out the window>) too bad she's prolly 17 *tops*.

[Nick Koan]

4wd burnout in the parking lot. Leather jacket and a theme song might also help.

[AtomicLabMonkey]

Originally Posted by sperry

She's prolly married or something, so this is a useless question, but what's the protocol for asking out someone you don't really know, that you see only once every 6 months?

I've got till July 20th at 8am to come up with a game plan.

I looked it up and that particular protocol is MIL-STD-01469.

[ZER026D]

Then we would cal you Phil (11.

[ZER026D]

Oh and you need a camera phone for time like that. :?

[MikeSTI]

the protocol really would be to stop by and ask her out

the old... i only get to see you every 6 months and thats just not enough move

if she laughs your in

[STIwish]

Im with MikeSTI on this one, you should do exactly what he said.

[sperry]

Originally Posted by nKoan

4wd burnout in the parking lot. Leather jacket and a theme song might also help.

BTW: What should my theme song be? I really like the James Bond theme song, but I'd need an Aston for that.

[MattR]

Originally Posted by nKoan

4wd burnout in the parking lot. Leather jacket and a theme song might also help.

I like the theme song idea, good thinking. I need a theme song.

[AtomicLabMonkey]

Whatever you do, just don't use a line... lines are lame. My wife the former waitress always thought they were just cheesy and recommends against them.

[sperry]

Originally Posted by MattR

I like the theme song idea, good thinking. I need a theme song.

I'm giving you the Magnum PI theme song. Now all you need is the 308 GTS Quattrovalve.

[MikeSTI]

Originally Posted by sperry

I'm giving you the Magnum PI theme song. Now all you need is the 308 GTS Quattrovalve.

so i take it your more in the maybe 17 yr old girl at Del Taco.....as it seems you ready to make your moves on her more then your dentist

[Nick Koan]

I was thinking "Bad to the Bone"

For some reason, I think all dental hygenists are into the bad boy biker vibe.

[sperry]

Originally Posted by MikeSTI

so i take it your more in the maybe 17 yr old girl at Del Taco.....as it seems you ready to make your moves on her more then your dentist

Nope, not into the childrens. I'm just pissed the chicks that are too young for me are the ones into me, and not the hot wimenz my age.

Scott operates on a strict 21 and up rule

[dknv]

gawd -- how much fun it'd be to add some comments to this discussion

how do u know she's available?

[sperry]

Originally Posted by dknv

gawd -- how much fun it'd be to add some comments to this discussion

how do u know she's available?

Please do add comments!!

As I said in the 1st post, "she's prolly married or something". All I know is, she's good looking, and pleasent to be around... 'course her job required her to be friendly, so that may explain why she's nice to me.

[STIwish]

availability is a myth... everyone is available at the right price (whether it be money or otherwise)

[sperry]

...oh and for those of you that are confused... I broke up w/ my GF a few weeks back. So I'm not being a complete tool with these posts... just a major tool.

[STIwish]

I wouldnt think badly of you either way... gf or no gf.

[AtomicLabMonkey]

Originally Posted by sperry

I broke up w/ my GF a few weeks back.

I've heard that one before...

[Perio Pixie]

This post caught my attention. I'm a dental hygienist. In our office, if a person is interested in a patient or vice-versa, the best way to find out if the person is single and available is through the receptionist. All the people in a dental office are pretty close to each other, or will know some pertinent details about each person. And no, we don't act nice to everyone, just the ones we want to be nice to.

So, my advice is: call the receptionist, don't wait until your next dental appointment! She might be single now, but this might change by the next visit.

I like the theme song idea. I'll have to think some more about that one...

[JC]

Ask her what her favorite food is. If she says rice you are in. :wink: Or when you walk in just pull your pants down. Then say, "Oops wrong check-up, but hey since my pants are down...."

JC operates on a strict 21 and (way ) under rule

[tysonK]

Originally Posted by sperry

BTW: What should my theme song be? I really like the James Bond theme song, but I'd need an Aston for that.

"Shout"-Tears for Fears. just the first song I thought of, but I like it.

Debbie I think you should totally regulate on this thread, you have the inside scoop. Of course if you clued us in we'd have to fight the women off with intercooler hoses.

Scott where is your dentist at, my hygentist is also of the hottness. ONe early morning before work when I was going to the dentist I noticed a hot girl in a black 2000ish Honda Accord talking on the c-phone. Well I sitting in the dental chair 10 minutes later and in walks the girl form the accord. I told her she was behind me all the way down Moana and all and firlting told her she should'nt chat on the phone while driving. Anyways she turned out to be married, I saw her hand as she sucked water out of my mouth. To make a short story shorter, she is still hot.

Ask her out Scott the worst that could happen is she takes as a compliment and then you feel uncomfortable everytime you go back, until you find another dentist.

this thread is on fi-yah.