Not perfectly.. the stuff in the freezer should still be decaying, just at a very very slow rate. It's not like it's a zero-time stasis chamber... unless Tyson is beta-testing some alien stasis technology for the government. :alien:

nope the only beta-testing I'm doing is beta-leaving chicken in my freezer for a long time.

anyways I put it back in the freezer.

I think I'll craiglist it first then ebay.

Hold out for that 'Good Morning America' interview.