I'll definitely go with the Toyota Cavalier. Some J-body jackass actually imported a Toyota Cavalier to use as a show car.

That's correct. He paid over 13k by the time he was done (like 2 years ago) for a 1997 Toyota Cavalier, rental spec, with 13" rims, vinyl interior, and the smallest motor available, no power options, so he could use it to build a show car.

Worst thing is that all of his buddies were raving about the "JDM Cavalier"

Yeah, we know, we know :p