BWhahhhaha! Everything about this post is WRONG, but very funny.

I've given it some thought...I want my theme song to be :

"I ran"- Flock of Seagulls.

either that or:

"Smack my bitch up"- Prodigy

I'm gonna get a boom-box and a trench-coat and stand outside the office playing "Shock the Monkey".

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Is this Debbie posting under a new account? :lol: I feel like I'm being set up! ;)

I'm pretty sure that will work.

Nope wasn't me but it's good don't you think?

I was thinking along the same lines as P Pixie's feedback -- go to the dental office, ask the receptionist "sorry I forgot when my next appt's supposed to be ..". After you get the info then ask said receptionist "is [hygienist's name] available? because if so I'd like to ask her out".

If she's available -- then go ask.

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theme song idea is interesting but it's more effective when you have the attitude to back it up. Bad to the Bone would be good for a biker (and more than dental hygienists think they're cool), who's wearing the leather jacket, leather boots, maybe has some tatoos, and saunters into a place w/supreme confidence. James Bond theme - I don't think you have to have the car, but do be smooth. Turtleneck, dress pants, leather shoes, drinks something sophisticated, not beer.

So, grab a theme song that matches who you are -- or grab a theme song and adopt a new personality to go with it....

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Lines are no good. But - I did like Mike's line, that one made me smile -- and as was already said if you make her smile, you've got an in.

Cars won't necessarily impress unless 1) girl is into cars or 2) its a delorean or a ferrari. If 2 -- well you know the type.

Tyson, if you want to beat off women with intercooler hoses -- you might be in for some interesting women! :lol: :lol:

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Lines are no good. But - I did like Mike's line, that one made me smile -- and as was already said if you make her smile, you've got an in.

thx Deb for the props it's good to see I still got it 8) being married for 5 years now which stated with such no good lines. I do agree that lines are verry much lame but Iv'e always found a way to blend them with my personality, making them verry affective, for instance walk with unique style and say how' "U" do'in like Joey, the lovable guy for the show friends, with a nice smile and it instantly reminds them of a nice one night-stand or a great relationship that can start from there :lol: 8) and will deffinatly make them smile thats always the key!

So i guess breaking one of my teeth intentionally isn't necessary?

It might get you the sympathy angle...

:lol: A bit drastic, and then some negative labels comes to mind (clumsy, accident-prone; or, weirdo-stalker).

If you get beyond that, then from a logistics standpoint maybe you'd get sympathy if she double duties as the dentist's assistant. Otherwise she may never know you're there.

I was joking of course... besides, my teeth break about once a year as it is (my front teeth are all bonded due to a bike crash when I was 13, and an angry rasberry seed when I was 22), there's no need to intentionally chip one. :lol:

Speaking of which, my recent dental visit found a cracked filling. Gotta go get that refilled (or crowned) sometime soon.

Now, if I only had a hot dental assistant :twisted:

I hear there's some in Reno...

Hey Perry,

You know me I couldn't resist this thread. :wink: Congrats on the break up! Is it for real THIS TIME? Anyway, you know how much I hate lines, but if you gotta use one go with Mike's suggestion. The laugh-to-creepiness ratio on that line is higher than most so its o.k.

Still, YOU DO NOT NEED A LINE!!!!!!!!!! Just go for it and be yourself. Find something you want to do, like try a new restaurant, got to a movie, etc. and just invite her along. I know it seems way to easy and simple to be effective but I am tellin' ya' it works. I know, it worked on me. :D

Holy crap. When did this become a "Scott needs help with women" thread? :lol: Love advice is like assholes, you're all assholes.... (or something).

For the record, I don't really have any major issues asking women out... the real problem is finding a pool of women to choose from. There's really none at work (plus I don't want to date a co-worker), and there's none in SECCS (save Debbie, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't like me "that way" :lol:), and that about wraps up my social scene.

I started this post mostly for fun, not as a cry for help! You guys are gonna give me a complex! To be honest, I'm not really interested in my higentists... she's just hot. I don't know a thing about her, and I'm not really interested in going out on awkward 1st dates with women that I have no knowledge about. I just got out of a relationship with someone that I had no common interests with.

What I really want is to meet women that I'm sure I have something in common with... you know like race chicks or hot computer nerds... :lol: Where are all the car tuning, database programming, cartoon watching, non-psycho, hot chicks (preferably blondes that are a little freaky in the sac)? If you see any, leave a SECCS card on their Subaru! :P

Definately the two best quotes ev4r!

yeah, this was a great reply!! :lol:
uh oh, made me laugh ... :lol:

Poor Scott ... wait, no, poor me!! Im stuck in this hell hole where the 18-30 year old females are COMPLETELY non-existant ... there is NO fucking selection, none at all, unless I want to go for the jailbait or the MILF ... I REALLY FUCKING HATE THIS TOWN!!!!

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Umm, as soon as you said:

You asked for it, dude. :lol:

Maybe that should be telling us something, hmmm?

I got one of the few good ones out there, and even she doesn't tune cars/program databases/fly airplanes/whatever else. Her quote of the night: "Well, then he just needs to turn out the hot dental hygienist a few times and move on!" :twisted:

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Okay I guess my point was that this thread has become a "let's tell Scott how to pick up women" thread... while what I really need is a "Let's tell Scott where all the cool women in Reno are" thread.

Sounds like fun... 'cept then I'd have to get a new dentist, because "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially when she's got lots of sharp instruments to put in your mouth." :shock:

Whatever happened to:
:lol:

Dear Kevin,

Please edit your post so it makes sense.

Thanks,

The Managment.

sorry Scott didn't mean to make you feel like you couldn't get a girl on your own......but if you want to know where all the hot girls are at all you had to do is ask :lol: :lol: