We can't even keep off-topic threads on-topic ... er ... off-topic ... er ... on one cohesive topic.

LOLZ!!! I don't frequent this joint for like a week, and everyone gets funnay!! One time I went to tonic wit' this nice intoxicated girl. I'm pretty sure it was a Vampire lair. They had a back room I couldn't get into. Then I found out it was the Bathroom, and some drunk ass tossed cookies all over the place. I'm going back.

Vampires are funneyz.

^umm vampires? are you sure this isn't like the time I dreamed about racing the horseman of the apocalypse?

I think he's talking about the kind of vampire that lives in his parents' basement.