Keeping this thead going:

I am getting my wisdom teeth pulled on the 29th. Good in the fact that I won't have constant headaches, Bad in the fact that its going to suck getting them pulled. Of well...it needs to be done.

I'm unwilling to read through all 200 posts to see for sure, but am I the first one to point out the typo in the preeminent thread on the board? :lol:

It's not so bad as long as you don't get a dry socket like I did.

Here's some tips:

#1 - Vicoden is your friend... puts the pain down now... although you shouldn't need it unless you get a dry socket.

#2 - The day after isn't bad at all, your body hasn't realized there's been any trauma yet. So do what I did, and go to Laguna Seca to check out the Skip Barber racing school the day after like I did. ;)

#3 - The second day after is when the swelling will kick your ass. Make sure ice is available. (Ice is not available in the Laguna Seca paddock. :()

#4 - The 3rd day after is when the dry socket kicks in and that shit hurts. Realize that it shouldn't hurt that much! Really, having your wisdom teeth pulled isn't that bad... if it hurts to the point that it's bothing you, chances are something's wrong. I went to back to the dentist a week after the surgery and they crammed a clove in the dry socket and in 5 minutes the world was once again a happy place.

#5 - Get all 4 pulled at once, and make sure they use the knock-out gas. You start counting backwards and the next thing you know you're waking up and everything's done. If only all unpleasent situations worked that way!

#6 - There is no #6 (or spoon)

#7 - You can hit on the nurses shortly after the procedure but they probably won't respond to a babbling, drooling, retard... especially if that's how you acted shortly before the procedure as well. :P

#8 - ????

#9 - Profit!

The extra "t" is for hoT!

^^^ best post evar.

Damn you Scott.



For posterity's sake, let the record reflect that I was referring to the FUNNY post prior to this one.

I only have 3 :D

Also, they said they were going to use a IV to knock me out. Do I just request the gas or something?

:lol: Killin me...

I just realized how redundant that statement is, I just realized.

Also, hard-to-damage carbon fiber is hard to damage because of its ability to resist being damaged.

:lol: :lol:

You'll be really stoned if you ask for gas AND they give you an IV .. :lol:

That's what I got. A little gas to loosen you up, then the IV takes over and *BAM* you're under!

Gatcha. Now I got it.

no that would be starbucks girls.

Hey! You're supposed to be in the Sac meet thread making things more interesting! :twisted: :lol:

Starbucks girls? I must have missed something. Are they hot too? :lol:

Didn't you see that issue of playboy?

I dunno, though. I've attempted to date a few coffee haus chicks before, and they are all a little nutty. Too much caffeine I think :P

That's so funny, starbucks girls may also be dental hygienists -- from pg. 4 of this thread (when I saw a car w/relevant license plate frame at Starbucks on McCarren):

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I still think that license plate was perfect, the one I saw at Starbucks, "Accept No Substitutes ..... Licensed Dental Hygienist"

Too much caffeine might be good for certain activities!! :twisted:

So I just got back from the dentist's office. My dental hygenist is NOT hot. Hell if I could stop myself from flirting with her though. Fuck you Scott and screw this thread. :lol: Thankfully she told me I was a wacko and I got handed off to the doctor. :P

AAhhahahahha... :lol:

So, I'm going out with Scott's hygenist tonight...I'll let you know how it goes...


















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Good lord, this thread is on page 8 now... :alien:

This is the thread that never ends.....yes it goes on and on my friends....

Okay...I am going to shut up now

:lol: :lol: :lol: that will be a first :P :lol: