My lunch break. A rant by sperry in 5 parts.
 

1) Why the fuck did it take 20 minutes to go through the Carl's drive-thru? I mean really, they spent millions of dollars designing custom hardware and procedures to get people their greasy-ass sandwiches in 3 minutes. What the hell kind of retards are you guys that you can't operate the system to within 10% of it's designed efficiency? :x

2) When they ask me "we're all out of garden salads, can we give you a chicken salad instead?" what they're really asking is "we've got an ass-load of two day old chicken salads that we can't fit in the fridge anymore, how about we give you one of those instead of the garden salad you ordered because you'll think you're getting the larger, better salad for the price of the smaller garden salad?" :x

3) Stop signs in the Walbog's parking lot must have been updated.

http://www.seccs.org/images/misc/suv_stop_sign.jpg

Thanks to the lady driving her Expedition, I now have half a liter of iced tea on my floormat. Good to know the SVX's brakes work better than the cup holder that is my crotch. :x

4) If you're going to drive a lifted vehicle... spend some money on adiquate mud flaps. I now have another little chip in my $1200 to replace windshield. It's really minor, but it's right in my line of sight. :x

5) Green lights *do not mean* slow to half the speed limit before entering the intersection. Especially when the light's been green for 20 seconds and 10 other cars in front of you just went through it at full speed! You're probably the same person that stops on the freeway on ramp because it looks like there were cars coming. :x


About the Author:

Sperry just recently realized that he's an asshole. He used to just think he was a nice guy that acted like an asshole occationally, but has since come to the realization that more often than not he's a dick. He no longer gives anyone the benefit of the doubt. If you don't show him that you're a useful member of society, then he thinks you should fucking die a horrible death, sooner rather than later, preferably before you breed, so he won't have to deal with you or your resource sucking offspring.

6) I drank enough of my tea to find out that my straw's broken... now every sip is airated. :x

Shit man...I should have met you for lunch so you didn't have to go thru Carls...I take full blame...

Scott I think maybe you need meds like I take so when you get to be my age you wont totally lose it and beat the F--- out of somone one day as I did but thank god I didnt get thrown in the pokie :!: Take a yoga class or smoke a joint! I am not saying you shouldnt feel like this rant on I feel your pain I would do it but the typing that you are reading is hunt and peck so I would have to hire somone to bitch on the boards for me!! :idea: when Zack gets better at typing hes going to do it for me :twisted:

Re: My lunch break. A rant by sperry in 5 parts.
 

Welcome to the club, glad you finally decided to join us.

Re: My lunch break. A rant by sperry in 5 parts.
 

:lol:

"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Re: My lunch break. A rant by sperry in 5 parts.
 

:lol: but seriously that sucks.

Harsh....but true. Breeding should be limited to productive members of society. Unfortunately, most of them realize that reproducing is a waste of time.

Scott: Expect a bill for my hernia operation from laughing so hard at your post

All I can say is you clearly need a better, more functional, and might I say larger(?) cup holder.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: My lunch break. A rant by sperry in 5 parts.
 

Another drive-thru rant by Scott? :roll:

:P

Well played. :lol:

Re: My lunch break. A rant by sperry in 5 parts.
 

That's what I was going to say! 8)

Re: My lunch break. A rant by sperry in 5 parts.
 

I still like Scott Adam's phrase "germ-riddled children".

Your right up there mister. :D

Well, my afternoon got a little better.

IT just dropped off a pair of 19" flat panel displays and carted off my two CRTs. I'm now rocking the dual flat panel monitors! :twisted:

If only they didn't have those pesky IGT property tags on the back. :lol:

Watch it soon you'll get used to them and have to buy some for home use. (or pick the tags off 8) )

You should read that "What kind of A-Hole are you?" article in the newest MPH magazine. This rant made me think of it.

some major late term onset assholism.

cupholders? at least subaru took the time to design one that actually fits... speaking of greasy foods and over sized cokes.. how the hell do car companies expect you to shift when you have a supersized cup in your cupholder? *which by the way is right behind the shifter!*

"resource sucking offspring" huh? :lol: :lol: :lol:

My point about the cupholder is that in the SVX the cupholder is my crotch. That's right the SVX was a $33,000 car in 1992, and it had not one single cupholder. My iced tea was in between my legs when I had to ABS the thing to a halt to avoid plowing into the Expedition that ran the stop sign in front of me.

I did give the bitch driving the dirtiest look *ever* as I picked up my spilt drink. I think she saw what had happened, and yet even after making eye contact, no appology... 'course I wouldn't appologize to me... I'm an asshole.

This is simply more proof that we need door-gunners.

I would have thrown something at her, or at least followed her for a while.

Next time you're in your SVX, try throwing something out that half window! Although chucking the rest of my tea at her would have been pretty satisfying. :lol:

I want a liter of cola.

"Um, do we have liter-a-cola? I don't think we have that."
"Just order a large, Farva."
"I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola!"

:lol:

Doesn't that thing have a sun roof?

Yay! movie quoting is fun. :D

If that thing had anymore glass it would be a Targa.

Yeah, it's technically a "moon roof", i.e. a sunroof that's solid, not glass. (I think that's the definition)

So you can lob things out the roof. Maybe that is how you should get stuff at the drive through as well... :lol:

Really. I mean jesus Scott you say you are an asshole then you whine like a little bitch about half windows stopping you. :roll:

Hey, I'm still new to this whole asshole thing. Next time I'll remember to make use of the "Auto" mode on the driver's window and put a nice wrist flick on my iced tea to make sure to drench the offending driver's window with beverage.

"Hell, for $20 I'll call that guy a chicken-fucker!"

I feel pretty, oh so pretty.
...and I pitty any man who isn't me today.
(Scott's anger management) :D

My anger management today is coming in the form of a little DJ Sasha on the headphones and some hard work on my communications protocol. I always feel much better when I'm getting something done... which makes me wonder why I'm such a procrastinator!?

...now back to coding! :p

:P I'm listening to the internet radio, Live Trance mix. Good stuff.
30 mins and its off to a christmas party I go.

scott I have and easy way to fix your frustrations....GET LAID. that will make it all better. :roll: :wink:

OMFG!!!!!!!! :lol:

What's your mom's phone number?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. lol

Sometimes No is the answer, but the alcohol turns it into Yes eventually...

Yes... alcohol is a magical thing. :lol:

:P I don't know if you'd like my mom scott she smokes...and well she's booked solid for the next month..sorry

:lol: