Single now what to do?
 

I got the news back today, I am officially single.
What shall I do now? Get a boob job? Make my car a fast STi?
Eat a tuna fish sandwich? Hmmm..

[girly]It's a weird feeling to know that I am single again, but it is definately a good thing. Thanks everyone, your friendship has really helped me through these tough times.[/girly]

Start hanging out at Best Buy, hitting on guys.

Do what most single people on the board do? Be alone and bitter, then waste money on your car.

:x bad idea.

:lol: misery loves company (and car mods)

So true. :lol:

So are you saying that you don't mind me hanging around?

Don't read between the lines, I never said anything of the sort :lol:

Wonder how long it will take me to become a bitter person.

Oh. :P

After Nick's comment... *checks watch*

:lol:

Re: Single now what to do?
 

Change your last name?

Re: Single now what to do?
 

Good call. And it funny that you say that, because they mis-spelled my last name on the paperwork. Now I have to get that fixed, then change all my docs.

uf, that'll be fun... but I really think that each time you change your name (like getting a new drivers license, new credit cards, etc) it should help you really feel free.

As for now being officially single besides all the paperwork, I dunno... go to a strip club?

I hate changing paperwork.
Stripclub. That is soooo fun, get some boobs in my face, oh wait.. [looks down]
But I can't spoil the excitement for my birthday, got to pace myself.

no, I meant strip clubs your ex won't like. (well, he probably pretends that he doesn't like female strip clubs, but he's lying).

Yeah, really. How can someone not like strip clubs? I went once and am hooked.

It's always a pleasant addition to your day when you realize a sarcastic observation by JC applies absolutely to your own life. :lol:

Re: Single now what to do?
 

This idea is :brillian:


:wink:

sperry: <-- alone and bitter, and wasting money on his car.
sti deede: <---Alone, learning how to be bitter, while wasting money on my car.
BAN SUVS: <--Alone, bitter, and trying to get more money to waste on my car.

Am I sensing a trend in sigs? :lol:

More of a horrific pattern of life. Careful, we're sucking you down with us. :P

Yeah, quit copying me copying JC. :P

Re: Single now what to do?
 

nKoan: <-- Alone, not bitter and not spending nearly enough on his car.

And then you can get some new clothes to go with the bigger bust! :shock: :D

http://www.seccs.org/forums/files/untitled.gif

The smile afterwards is killin me... :lol:

nah..they'll stretch. :D

You like that :D
I laugh at it too.

This thread:

http://www.batesville.k12.in.us/bhs/...in%20wreck.jpg

shut it!
Mr. "<-- alone and bitter, and wasting money on his car."
This thread is humorous and is helping my day speed by. :P

Or maybe it's:

Ouch. For shame, another one of my threads gone bad. Are you implying that I am a women driver. :lol:

It didn't go bad, it went funny. :lol:
And --- you are a woman === and you are a driver .... (so am I). No shame to that! :D And you are SINGLE! :D
(There - did that help it get back on track? Is that what we were talking about? I think I forgot .....)

It's not a bad thread, just look at the wonderful boobie artwork it produced. The world is now a better place due to that. :lol:

I wish people would stop using that Phrase Trainwreck it offends me :P
Do like A person I know that is a single white mid twenties(carly) sleep with every guy you come in contact with and then treat them like shit :P :twisted:

So, you gonna give me her number or should I just ask the guy in the cube next to mine? :lol:

Hmm....but then I would have to get plastic surgery. 8)
I don't think I could pull off the Carly lifestyle, but its a good thought.

She was nice to me, maybe because I didn't sleep with her. :P

Yeah come to think of it your not materalistic enough to pull that off plus your nice so yeah just get a BOOB job :!:

You werent at my house long enough :!:

You should have said something before I left! :lol:

Well you did leave with her so I thought you had it under control :twisted:

Wow you left with her JC. For shame, you have no excuse then 8) .

I think the lack of 'fro prevented him from closing the deal.

/me thinks JC needs to let it grow back.

[img:e2adf5b5ef=500]http://www.seccs.org/gallery/Reno%20Meets/2003-08-02%20NorCal%20Road%20Trip%20with%20BAIC%20Guys/DSCF0040%20Hwy%2036W%20-%20Lunch%20in%20Red%20Bluffs.JPG[/img:e2adf5b5ef]

Nice, without a doubt that is why he didn't get the booty.

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Hey MISTER MATTQuest what is said in this thread stays on this thead :lol: :twisted:

Haha, don't forget I was supposed to have a date that night. Getting shot down twice might have destroyed what little confidence I have. :P

go hang out at sum dive bars...Sheas,the hideout,sataliet and pick up on some emo girls and forget the pain...im almost in the same situation but...
im marries with a 2 yr old