HUGE SWEET MELONS
 

Saw these when Bob Danger and I were out for HAN. HAD to take a picture!

hahaha random.

Melons, of all kinds, are tasty.

That's good shit.

I passed a guy (of the african-american persuasion) in a lifted truck, with a bed full of watermelons, like, spilling over the side it was so full. Dude had a quarter-watermelon that he was eating WHILE HE WAS DRIVING on 80 and had this massive shit-eating grin. One scarily-happy dude :D

I couldn't stop laughing, I couldn't help myself, I know it's wrong. Cory, forgive me :D

DUDE! That is f*ing awesome!!!1!

We can't help it, we just genuinely LOVE watermelon! And fried chicken... Is it a stereotype if it's TRUE!? :lol:

"Watermelon is a delicious fruit!"

I dunno, I'm just a greasy wop who eats too much pasta :p

I'm half Italian dude! I'm a Dago-Moolie! :eek:

It's "wrong" because it implies black people like watermellon and chicken 'cause they're black. In reality, black people like watermellon and chicken for the same reason while people like it... that shit tastes good!

However, sterotypes are useful... they're funny. Without them, how could minoritys survive in the comedy game? Carlos Mencia would just be another mexican migrant worker without stereotypes. Oh wait, Carlos Mencia is German and not funny.

Damn, I didn't know Carlos Mencia (or should I say, Ned Holness) wasn't even Mexican. I mean I wanted to kill him already, but now I want it to be painful.

Honduran father + German mother = not a Mexican.

I entered this thread with false expectations. I'm very upset now and I'm leaving.

I thought about Googling bewbies to find a sutable work safe pic of a girls bewbies in some kind of bewbie restraining device. Then realized that act in itself would be very UNwork safe for myself.

Eh, if you leave SafeSearch on it's not that bad.

Khail, I do understand that the title of the thread may have been a bit misleading, and for the hardship it's brought you, I apologise...






:lol:

Just so no one else gets disappointed.

Oh is it time to post booby pics? Sweet.

:lol:

That chick in the blue shorts is a dude!!~

http://www.kartjob.net/bbs/staredown.gif

Edit: This is Josh :lol:

We need that made into a smiley!

That has to be a "wtf" if I have ever seen one.

I concur :D

Shit! I think you're right. I feel so...

:omg:

based on Spooln's post. All is forgiven!

And my job is done here.



/thread.

haha

Aaron wasn't making up the the watermelon dude story.

I was getting onto I-5 to get to 50 today and I saw him. Giant shiny red truck and a trailer loaded absolutely full of watermelons. I wish I would have been able to take a picture. It was amazing how many melons this guy was hauling.

Reminds me.... I should spike some melon to enjoy this weekend. mmmmmmmm.

<--- suing seccs.org for false advertising

Actually, I think this one falls more under "bait and switch" than false advertising. :P

Hey! I made a promise of huge sweet melons, and I delivered dammit! :lol:

It's not MY fault if your mind's in the gutter! :P