exhaust mumbo jumbo
 

alex just got a new exhaust. yeah i made it.

http://i13.tinypic.com/66y9cav.jpg
no kill like over kill. note the fish-mouths on the expanded tube. hand made donut gasket flange thingy.
http://i17.tinypic.com/4zmoklg.jpg
lightening holes.
http://i13.tinypic.com/62fxpaf.jpg
more of the same lightening holes. no washers? WWMGD? drill a hole through the dude's head on the quarter.
http://i7.tinypic.com/4t8dh5z.jpg
only pic of installed exhaust. bad lighting at midnight, when it was finally finished.

it sounds awesome. no drone at highway speed. you can even still hear the tires while sliding sideways up echo summit.

3" catback. cut-n-weld mandrel bent. magnaflow 3" in, dual 2.5" out. really long case for more noise capacity. fit's all factory stuff using nothing factory except rubber hangers.

i think the only thing half-assed was the dent required to clear the carrier bearing(near the expansion). at least he's not going to hang it up on a rock as easily.

now, i need to start thinking about a label for me. what do you think?
WHITE POWER! by Ansel White

I like the look of your over kill hardcore hangers. I was never a fan of the twin tip though.

wait, what?

wait... WHAT?

Think of this as a mass marketing opportunity...

White Power, exclusively at Black Cory Tuning...

The controversy and morning show appearances alone will be worth millions in advertising. ;)

White Power is already taken
http://www.wpsuspension.com/company/history.php

I think "cracker power" is still available

Bye bye A-Stock.

Wait, maybe not. Is that thing just catback only?

Cracker Power! :lol:

Clayton Bigsby - WP Tuner

http://image1.frappr.com/pix1/i/2006...b70_medium.jpg

^how far did you go down the rabbit hole to find that picture?

Google Images first page of "clayton bigsby chappelle"
...or something like that. :P

jeez what's the big idea? i'm just using my last name. would it be better if my last name was "smith" or "cobb"?

yeah catback only.

go dual tip or go home... :lol:

:rolleyes:



You've got to be cautious with that - you may mean well, but you can't simply ignore the way people are likely to read it. It may be your last name, but a phrase like "white power" is definitely in the danger zone. :lol:

ok fine... sorry.

Don't worry man, we were just F*ing with you! You have to admit, it's funny...

Hey is this BCT? I hear you can you install this White Supremecy exhaust system for me...

:liljon:

Nice work Ansel. :)

Yeah its stock legal by the national level rules. (it starts after my last Cat, and terminates after the rear axle) and as long as i'm below 96 DBs i'm NV state and reno region legal too. I know its quite a bit quieter than some of the louder cars out there, So worst case, if someone protests me for being over the limit i can protest out a dozen or so louder cars than mine, out of spite :P

As long as I'm not going uphill i think its Cali legal, I'll have to see how much DB meters are at radio shack, I'm curious now just how loud it is.


I could see why saying White power would be mad offensive, Being that its your last name and that you yourself are a minority, I just think its really funny :lol:

If you don't say things that are offensive, every once and a while, how do you know the 1st amendment is still working? :?:

The new exhaust is actually a little lighter than the stock one. 28 lbs ish, vs 35. Though my reason for getting one made was just for the ear candy, and I like to kid myself that this Cat Back may get slight better gas millage.

oh and i'm half asian

^does that make you a better golfer too?

Once you go Asian, you'll do it on every occasion.

So's nKoan. But he's also half white, half Mexican, and half Peruvian. He's amazing.

I'm half asian, and half amazing.

You drive like an Asian.

Half drives like a full Asian.

I'm only 15/16 white, but my great*3023-grandparents were from Africa.

That's cool, I'm full European. :lol:

My son is half Korean. . .

I really hated driving in Korea. :mad:

Oh man... I don't know how any licensed driver in Korea makes it to age 20. They're insane. But the funny thing is, I never saw evidence of an accident there. They ignore the traffic laws and just watch out for everyone else and don't run into each other.

Oh btw, nice job on the custom exhaust. ;)

Quoted for muthafuckin truth. Korean drivers are crazy. I'm surprised that I didn't become roadkill over there.

Too true. I think they're born with a 6th sense for driving. It's crazy to watch. Riding the bus is downright scary!

I rode a civilian bus edzachary once. Then I took trains after that.