welcome to the 21st century!
 

That's right bitches! I've got internets at home now! And cable TV too! Maybe one day I'll step up and get one o' dem mike-roe-wave deelies too!

:liljon:

OMG... BCT is on-line... No talking smack for the 16 hours he is off-line anymore. Damn... :)

Meh... the world ended when der Khamisar got a cell phone. You on the other hand have been utlizing the internets for some time. :p

True, I was terrified myself when Mike got a cell phone... it's just the first time I've had internet or cable in my home EVER! I'm kinda proud is all...

I'm so jealous, I'm stuck wit 56k for the first time in 5+yrs due to Charters B.S. and teh big DSL 1 week wait for transfer. Congratulations

Cory, can you get a tire machine and a lift for your home too while you're at it? Then BCT can be open 24 hours. :lol:

Needs a drive through window too. :lol:

bct is welcome to run out of my garage when its finished which should be very soon :)

Don't I wish!

I thought typing on the iPhone would be harder nut I'm a fucking lemhemf already give what the hell this sucks

:huh: :lol:

What is this world coming to?

Dat funnay right there. :whammy:

OMFG.

That reminds me... Cory, if you really don't have a microwave, I've got a real nice one that's been sitting in my garage for a while. It was used for about a year at an apartment I lived at that didn't have one, but every place I've lived at since then has had a built-in.

It's yours if you want it.

Scott, I found something that you and my mother-in-law have in common.
http://www.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/...041118_b.jhtml

I don't get it.

His mother-in-law is a compulsive whore.

Just as I thought. At first I thought he was trying to be clever, or even funny, but that obviously didn't happen.

Give the kid a break. Its hard to be intentionally funny with that pesky extra chromosome.

The offer is greatly appreciated dude, but the lack of a microwave was a joke... Just playing on my general lack of technological advancement!

Man I was just E-thugged to death. Maybe you bitches would be in a better mood if you would have just read the instructions on the box.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62...dec13gal47.jpg

Oh, I take it all back, you really made your point much stronger with your crappy image copied from break.com...you ARE so clever.

To his credit, I chuckled at the penis wrenches picture.

Now we know why you have problems with your car... Those are clearly non penis screwdrivers...

WOW you guys... wow.

I guess mostly wow at Juice's penis wrench picture. That's just weird.

Don't you know the difference between a wrench and a screw driver?

Hint to the humor impaired:

The phrase "penis wrench" is much funnier than "penis screwdriver".

^you spend too much time in Suzies

Suzie's penis wrench? :?:

Wrench isn't funnier, penis screwdriver is just more redundant.

"Brevity is the soul of wit." Penis screwdriver has too many syllables and doesn't roll off the tongue as easily, and is therefore less funny. And yes, I'm sure this is the exact same thought process Shakespeare went through when he wrote that line.

Does that mean that Tyson is the Shakespeare of SECCS?

Tyson doesn't have a single post in this thread. :?:

I think he was just referring to Tyson's general practice of limiting his posts to about 5 very effective words.

What could be briefer than that?

bwahahaha. Genious.