That's Racist
 

So, this German MP3 player manufacturer makes this line of slim MP3 players called the i.Beat. And then they come out with a shiny black version, and call it the i.Beat Blaxx.

Oops.

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/oops/trek...ion-293667.php

Looks like they are changing the name :lol:

:lol:

Is it too late for us to pitch in and get one for Cory, so he can load it with death metal? :lol:

It's funny, cause I was thinking that would be funny as hell for me to have, what with my musical tastes :D

Dammit where's Libila when you need him!

Tim buy one meow!!!!!!!!

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That's Racist
 

http://www.rgj.com/blogs/mostlydogs/...-racially.html

They will probably have mood music in the kennel also.


http://wm01.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?...1:jzfrxqy5ld0e

Maybe I'm just being racially insensitive, but I find the whole thing absolutely hilarious.

The article is also full of great gems.

"Oh, its cool. My black friend said its okay"

DooD! You totally need to use this one! I'll vouche for you! :lol:

I've got that one locked and loaded, don't worry. :lol::lol::lol:

Oh I've been waiting to use that one in a conversation for like 4 years now. And when it comes, it'll be a doozy.

I was thinking Black Sabbath, 3 Dog Night and Cat Stevens, but I'm old...

I'm going to go adopt a white dog and accuse the shelter of oppressing him.

You should bring Johnnie Cochran's ghost with you to lawyer them up.

P.S. What color are black people's ghosts, or are all ghosts white? If so, somebody should be suing the afterlife for discrimination.

From the RJG comments:

Comedy gold.

I like the part where I got it on the main page on fark, and it turned into a discussion on how many people Al Sharpton may or may not have killed.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...IDLink=3320176

They're black. You just can't see them. 'Cause they're black.

Cory, you should go in there and ask for a white pussy. :lol:

Bump.

I was waiting for you to do that Kev.

I get plenty of those, thank you... :cool:

Hmmm, I guess we really need a "That's Racist" perpetual thread. :lol:

Ah, there we go. Merged!

All-American Basketball league announced

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...llwhite_a.html

No dunking, but good fundamentals.

I'd rather watch the lesbians of the WNBA.

They prefer to be called Dykes, thank you very much. :)

You are......uhhhh.......welcome?

Yeah, white people *never* flip me off, nor grab their crotch. Nooo, never.

Come to think of it, of all the times I've been flipped off in my life I can't remember a non-Caucasian person doing it.

Now technically natural-born US citizens of Mexican descent are Caucasians. I wonder if this league would be okay with a bunch of them signing up.

BTW, I'm a person of color. Kinda tanish pink, but it's a color.

I can't wait to find out the team names...


Well Bob, tonight's match-up of the Tulsa Honkeys and Atlanta Klansmen is sure to be a real nail biter! The Honkey's lead the league in outside shooting, while the Klansmen have been known to set their opponents on fire. Literally.

:lol: I just read over this whole thread again, and there's some pure brilliance on the first page as well... good times!

"Tulsa Honkeys" is F*ing KILLING me!

Don't forget the Utah "Family Men", they pack the stands every ladies night...

I don't get it.

Does "Utah Polygamists" make it easier? :)

He's probably referring to the Mormon Hunks calendar

http://www.jewishjournal.com/thegodb...ty_missionary/

They sold over 100 copies to their wives alone.

You know that "ladies nights" are generally for single ladies, right?

Also... since when are mormons stereotyped as racists?

Just the white ones are, not the Asian Mormons.


Wait, what?

No, it just means they get in or drink for less is what I associate them with.

I wonder, does bat day attract more abusers of women and children?

And how many Ethnic Mormons do you know? Not that makes them racist. Perhaps their religion just doesn't appeal to ethnicities.

Yeah... drinks/cover is reduced for ladies... so there are ladies at the bar... so men will come to hit on them and buy drinks. A lot of good having a bunch of married ladies at your ladies night is... you end up discounting their costs and get no men to make up the difference.

And the ethnicity of mormons is unrelated to the religion. There are tons of "ethnic" mormons in places where there are tons of "ethnic" people. The religion doesn't actually advocate any particular race, there's just that nonsense about god punishing the native americans by tuning their skin dark, but that's just the old cult-based stuff... the mormons I've known either laugh that stuff off (along w/ the polygamy stuff) or only believe in it behind closed doors and don't admit to it. So, not to say that mormonism is any less or more wanky than other religions, it's for the most part pretty color blind.

Ladies nights are not just at bars and groups of women of all marital statuses go to ladies nights at bars and other places. They want cheap drinks/entry. I do not think they check you ring finger at the door/turnstile.

Anyway, guess you did not find my team name funny. Oh well.

How about the Washington http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Wizard, as opposed to that swarthy heathen team that goes by simply the "Wizards".
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Oh, and fundamentalist (non-mainstream) mormons (and other fundie pseudo-christians too) think that "Negros" are descendents of Cain and black because they are cursed and other bullshit like that:
http://www.splcenter.org/intel/intel...le.jsp?sid=342

Of course they also think, "You can't go to heaven and be a god unless you have more than one wife."

Also the "mainstream" was slow to come around too:
http://www.realmormonhistory.com/god&skin.htm

You forgot the Holocaust denial.

I can't believe you guys are arguing about this during white history month.

Probably one of the best bits on the Jay Leno show have been the "Great Black moments in white history."

The Jay Leno show is terrible.

Must be where Dean lifts all his "jokes". :P

Oh man, I guess you better not quit your day job Dean, the audience is starting to catcall!





Actually, did anybody get a flash of Dean up on a stage with a shot glass telling jokes? Wearing a 1970's sport coat.

No. And don't ruin that for us. :p