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bign 2008-07-10 10:28 PM
ladies
 
People are requesting pictures of my new car so I will need a toned, flexible, face above a 7/10, women that is willing to pose in little or no clothing depending on whatever makes the car look better. For those of you who may be shy auditions will be held individually in a closed room, so no need to worry. PM me to setup an audition.

Bob Danger 2008-07-10 11:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bign (Post 121032)
People are requesting pictures of my new car so I will need a toned, flexible, face above a 7/10, women that is willing to pose in little or no clothing depending on whatever makes the car look better. For those of you who may be shy auditions will be held individually in a closed room, so no need to worry. PM me to setup an audition.
Are you serious?

Dean 2008-07-11 06:09 AM
He may be serious, but he is posting in the wrong place. Not that we don't have some attractive ladies in the club, most of us are male and car/tech nerds.

Take it to Craigslist and be prepared to open your wallet. WIDE! And you may want to wash the car before and after. ;)

MPREZIV 2008-07-11 06:34 AM
I know a girl that does import car modeling, but if you asked her like that, she'd laugh in your F*ing face!

Tahoe C5 2008-07-11 06:57 AM
"THE ONLY THING I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN IS THAT MONEY MAKES THEM HORNEY" Willie Nelson

JonnydaJibba 2008-07-11 07:17 AM
Does your car suck that bad?

cody 2008-07-11 07:52 AM
I can hook you up.

http://people.alfred.edu/~rlb4/image...t%20Subaru.jpg

MattR 2008-07-11 08:40 AM
OMG Did she eat the back half of that rally car?

bign 2008-07-11 09:08 AM
I thought I made that just crazy enough to not sound serious :lol:

Then again...

JonnydaJibba 2008-07-11 09:10 AM
I don't get it.

cody 2008-07-11 09:18 AM
Jonny, when boys turn into men, they like to look at girls in bathing suits.

JonnydaJibba 2008-07-11 09:22 AM
So.........you're going to pose on his car?

Nick Koan 2008-07-11 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by cody (Post 121058)
Jonny, when boys turn into men, they like to look at girls in bathing suits.
some girls in bathing suits*

*please see above pic for reference

cody 2008-07-11 09:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba (Post 121063)
So.........you're going to pose on his car?
Exactly.

dknv 2008-07-11 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cody (Post 121044)
I can hook you up.
Lol!!
So, if that one was a motivational poster, what would it say?

cody 2008-07-11 03:29 PM
JDM Grill
So you can suck a big fat chick's foot right up in there!

tysonK 2008-07-11 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bign (Post 121049)
I thought I made that just crazy enough to not sound serious :lol:

Then again...
craigslist will get something. make the ad even more crazy though.

post results here.

100_Percent_Juice 2008-07-11 05:26 PM
If you don't have any good looking girl friends willing to dry hump your car... shame on you sir. Shame on you!

moose 2008-07-11 05:54 PM
Will high school sluts work? If so I got plenty of them in my basement.

cody 2008-07-11 10:09 PM
Hey everyone, toss the dead hooker! http://www.izpitera.ru/lj/tetka.swf

100_Percent_Juice 2008-07-11 11:26 PM
^I figured it was only a matter of time before this thread came to something like that.

wrxkidid 2008-07-12 12:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MPREZIV (Post 121036)
I know a girl that does import car modeling, but if you asked her like that, she'd laugh in your F*ing face!
call up stephanie.

MPREZIV 2008-07-12 01:31 PM
Who did you think I was talking about dumbass!?

cody 2008-07-12 09:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice (Post 121141)
^I figured it was only a matter of time before this thread came to something like that.
It's a natural progression...

100_Percent_Juice 2008-07-13 01:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cody (Post 121173)
It's a natural progression...
A natural progression like having to take a shit after eating a meal?

wrxkidid 2008-07-13 08:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MPREZIV (Post 121157)
Who did you think I was talking about dumbass!?
thats why I said it, dumbass!!

bign 2008-07-13 08:26 PM
this thread has unintentionally become full of win...


I am digging the craigslist idea. I may just have to throw something on there for my entertainment.

cody 2008-07-13 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice (Post 121184)
A natural progression like having to take a shit after eating a meal?
More like eating on the toilet.


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