Messages on cars and trucks these days
 

Please post some messages that you have seen on cars and trucks, license plate frames, bumber stickers, graphics, whatever. Some examples that I've seen are listed below.

-Driver caries no more that $10 in ammunition
-Chains required, whips optional (that was a weird one)
-If we weren't supposed to eat animals then why are they made of delicious meat?
-Horn broken, watch for finger (we've all seen it, just to get it out of the way)

- Gun control means using two hands (I steered clear of this guy)

My carma ran over your dogma. :D

Constipated people don't give a crap

I stayed clear of that one too.

"I can't believe all my friends drive WRX's". On a black EVO :wink:

"Drive carries no cash
he's Married"

saw a really good on that stuck with me that went -

"Dear God,
why do you let shooting's happen at school's"
"Dear Kid,
I'm not allowed in school's" -

"At 200 MPH you have no friends" <-- saw this one on a Lamborghini while on vacation in Las Vegas a few years back ... lol

[quote="MikeSTI"]"Drive carries no cash
he's Married"

saw a really good on that stuck with me that went -

"Dear God,
why do you let shooting's happen at school's"
"Dear Kid,
I'm not allowed in school's" -[/quote]

WOW .. very Impacting Quote !!

ohh yah everyone's seen this one

"I'm not driving fast I'm flying low" :lol: classic

Where is Scott and his goat pants when you need him :twisted:

I saw teh cool license plate today --- FLY IFR

Now I want FLYNVFR.

One of the guys in SCCA has "PAST V1" as his licence plate. He's a pilot w/ a 3000GT. 8)

I saw a blue WRX last night with a "FREE MICHAEL JACKSON" bumper sticker. :lol:

I saw that same thing too...It was bright orange and reflective, so it was clearly easy to read in the dark. :lol:

That is soo wrong and funny. :lol:

I saw one that read: “Procrastinators unite, tomorrow.”

Dislexics of the world, untie!

Dear god... you didn't put that on my car did you! I haven't checked my car since then!!

Scott is lost :lol:

are you talking about the greatest bumper sticker of all:

"Homotron on Board" :lol: :lol:

Nope. Even worse.
"free michael jackson" It's bright orange w/ black letters.

No, I didn't... :wink:

Don't worry... Nick ran outside to take pictures of it w/ his cell phone... so as soon as he figures out how to email them to himself for $1.98/image, I'm sure he'll post 'em up here. :roll:

ha ha. you took that well.
Edit:.....I Take that back.

That's "you" plural. As in "you guys are bastards" and "you both can huff a dong" and "you better hope no one fucks w/ my car because they think I support a child molester because I'm taking the cost of repairs out of your hides."

Tell me how you really feel, Scott.

:D