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JC 2004-11-12 04:28 PM
WARNING: trains are dangerous
 
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/search/s_269598.html

MattR 2004-11-12 04:37 PM
Too bad she wasn't killed in the accident, it would have saved all this trouble.

sperry 2004-11-12 06:08 PM
So, what's the rail supposed to do? Post "Caution! Train tracks are used by trains" all over their private property?

I've got the defenses case right here:

"Mrs. Frankhouser is guilty of trespassing on Norfolk Southern Corp. property. We were orginally not going to prosecute her, but due to this frivilous lawsuit, we will be suing her for trespassing, damage to the train (unesessary wear and tear on the brakes), cost of lost income due to belated delivery of cargo, cost of attourney fees for both this and the upcoming case, and for punative damages for dragging us through two unesessary trials, for an estimated total of $1,378,000. Or we will offer to settle out of court for the price of injuries already suffered if she will publicly admit she's a complete fucking idiot for getting hit by a train and trying to sue instead of thanking God she's not dead and going on with her life."

Dean 2004-11-12 06:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sperry
So, what's the rail supposed to do? Post "Caution! Train tracks are used by trains" all over their private property?

I've got the defenses case right here:

"Mrs. Frankhouser is guilty of trespassing on Norfolk Southern Corp. property. We were orginally not going to prosecute her, but due to this frivilous lawsuit, we will be suing her for trespassing, damage to the train (unesessary wear and tear on the brakes), cost of lost income due to belated delivery of cargo, cost of attourney fees for both this and the upcoming case, and for punative damages for dragging us through two unesessary trials, for an estimated total of $1,378,000. Or we will offer to settle out of court for the price of injuries already suffered if she will publicly admit she's a complete fucking idiot for getting hit by a train and trying to sue instead of thanking God she's not dead and going on with her life."
I do believe Scott missed his true calling as a corporate defense attorney :lol: :lol:

tysonK 2004-11-12 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sperry
she's a complete fucking idiot for getting hit by a train and trying to sue instead of thanking God she's not dead and going on with her life."
Or maybe even a Publicist!

ArthurS 2004-11-13 11:41 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

sp00ln 2004-11-14 06:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sperry
So, what's the rail supposed to do? Post "Caution! Train tracks are used by trains" all over their private property?

I've got the defenses case right here:

"Mrs. Frankhouser is guilty of trespassing on Norfolk Southern Corp. property. We were orginally not going to prosecute her, but due to this frivilous lawsuit, we will be suing her for trespassing, damage to the train (unesessary wear and tear on the brakes), cost of lost income due to belated delivery of cargo, cost of attourney fees for both this and the upcoming case, and for punative damages for dragging us through two unesessary trials, for an estimated total of $1,378,000. Or we will offer to settle out of court for the price of injuries already suffered if she will publicly admit she's a complete fucking idiot for getting hit by a train and trying to sue instead of thanking God she's not dead and going on with her life."
:lol: <3

qksubi 2004-11-16 09:46 PM
Dumb Bitch :twisted:

tysonK 2004-11-16 10:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by qksubi
Dumb Bitch :twisted:
I thought you would have responded quicker to a train thread. :roll: :lol:


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