Single now what to do?
 

I got the news back today, I am officially single.
What shall I do now? Get a boob job? Make my car a fast STi?
Eat a tuna fish sandwich? Hmmm..

[girly]It's a weird feeling to know that I am single again, but it is definately a good thing. Thanks everyone, your friendship has really helped me through these tough times.[/girly]

Start hanging out at Best Buy, hitting on guys.

Do what most single people on the board do? Be alone and bitter, then waste money on your car.

:x bad idea.

:lol: misery loves company (and car mods)

So true. :lol:

So are you saying that you don't mind me hanging around?

Don't read between the lines, I never said anything of the sort :lol:

Wonder how long it will take me to become a bitter person.

Oh. :P

After Nick's comment... *checks watch*

:lol:

Re: Single now what to do?
 

Change your last name?

Re: Single now what to do?
 

Good call. And it funny that you say that, because they mis-spelled my last name on the paperwork. Now I have to get that fixed, then change all my docs.

uf, that'll be fun... but I really think that each time you change your name (like getting a new drivers license, new credit cards, etc) it should help you really feel free.

As for now being officially single besides all the paperwork, I dunno... go to a strip club?

I hate changing paperwork.
Stripclub. That is soooo fun, get some boobs in my face, oh wait.. [looks down]
But I can't spoil the excitement for my birthday, got to pace myself.

no, I meant strip clubs your ex won't like. (well, he probably pretends that he doesn't like female strip clubs, but he's lying).

Yeah, really. How can someone not like strip clubs? I went once and am hooked.

It's always a pleasant addition to your day when you realize a sarcastic observation by JC applies absolutely to your own life. :lol:

Re: Single now what to do?
 

This idea is :brillian:


:wink:

sperry: <-- alone and bitter, and wasting money on his car.
sti deede: <---Alone, learning how to be bitter, while wasting money on my car.
BAN SUVS: <--Alone, bitter, and trying to get more money to waste on my car.

Am I sensing a trend in sigs? :lol:

More of a horrific pattern of life. Careful, we're sucking you down with us. :P

Yeah, quit copying me copying JC. :P

Re: Single now what to do?
 

nKoan: <-- Alone, not bitter and not spending nearly enough on his car.

And then you can get some new clothes to go with the bigger bust! :shock: :D