Our UPS guy is cool...
 

So I was expecting an overnight letter from Phoenix this morning, it was to be delivered by 10 AM. My UPS guy wonders how I always know to come to the door before he rings the bell...well, his Brown truck has a cracked exhaust so it gurgles and backfires all the time, and when he drives down the street behind my house it lets a huge backfire out right before he downshifts.

I always know who it is. he says he likes how tough his truck sounds, so he hasn;t asked to get it fixed.

I was driving on the freeway next a UPS truck yesterday. We were doing about 80 parallel to eachother and then he hella starts slicin' traffic. Hella clean too. Signalled every lane change, always looked over his shoulder. It was sick. I like UPS.

Hella sick.

Ooh like Nate's Traffic scapel only bigger. :)

I got to hang out with our UPS driver while my co-worker duked it out with a a bum that was riding a bike and throwing beer bottles. It was awesome. :D

hella-tastic!

What the f? :lol: That has got to be the most random post I've ever seen.

seconded

So, my UPS guy should be back later today with my super secret prototype hood dampers. I chose NOT to get teh green ones like everyone else. E.A.D.

I don't actually want green ones! In fact, I'll trade w/ anyone that's got non-green ones.

Or hell, I'll sell mine to someone that will pay about the same as the cost of some other brand.

Sorry Foo. Mine aren't fo sale.

Carbon Fiber ones?

Plain silver or black, or red would work.

Mine are silver. I was looking for red ones but could not find any. I suppose I could steal some vinyl from Pat and make them red.

Ricer.

Jealousy is a stinky cologne, Scott.

Whatever. You just wish you had a car as cool as mine. Which reminds me, if you want me to, I can go and blow up your motor anytime it's convienent for you, so you can start down the road to being as cool as me.

:lol: I'm not gonna spray paint the Tein dampers when I can just sell 'em and get a different brand at no cost to me.

I'm pretty sure I would have taken a different path than you, I could have had that Aston Martin I've always wanted by now :lol:

You sound like Billy Mays. :lol:

Have you forgotten what it means to be a true SECCS tuner my misguided friend?

Stickers, Paint and rims mother f'er!!!!!!!!!!!!!

w3rd

No...

NOW I SOUND LIKE BILLY MAYS!

OMG! This thread is on Fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!