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Bob Danger 2006-07-11 03:22 PM

If you haven't seen Superman don't read this
 
Superman can't have a kid! Its blasphemyI tell you.

MattR 2006-07-11 03:24 PM

I know, Superman's a fag and always has been.

Nick Koan 2006-07-11 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Danger
Superman can't have a kid! Its blasphemyI tell you.

T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject...

Kevin M 2006-07-11 03:50 PM

Damn, beaten to it. :lol:

JonnydaJibba 2006-07-11 04:04 PM

BOBBY STOP NOT READING YOUR PMS AND CALL ME PLEASE! I CAN'T CALL YOU OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DUH!

And I read it anyway...

Bob Danger 2006-07-11 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba
BOBBY STOP NOT READING YOUR PMS AND CALL ME PLEASE! I CAN'T CALL YOU OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DUH!

And I read it anyway...

I've tried calling you like six times, pick up your phone.
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Originally Posted by nKoan
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.
Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.
T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?
Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.
T.S. Quint: Of course it is.
Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.
T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject...

I said the exact same thing when I walked out of the theater.:lol:
Quote:

Originally Posted by MattR
I know, Superman's a fag and always has been.

I know, and Batman would kick his ass up and down the street

tysonK 2006-07-11 05:15 PM

I must have fallen asleep during that part of the movie where it implicates him as the father.

That means I thought the movie was boring.

JonnydaJibba 2006-07-11 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Danger
I've tried calling you like six times, pick up your phone.


i was in slumber... ><

M3n2c3 2006-07-11 07:03 PM

The number of people who apparently haven't seen Superman II is astounding. The kid was conceived when Superman gave up his powers to have a "normal life." He and Lois got it on in his little silver sleeping bag, right there in the Fortress of Solitude.

At any rate, I thought the movie was great.

tysonK 2006-07-11 08:17 PM

They should have just re-invented the series it's been long enough.

Avoiding the chronological, plot, and acting compairisons alone would have been worth it. Plus they could have added cool new stuff. From reading online it looks there are a few Superman storylines they could have choosen from.

The earlier movies weren't that great IMHO.

Nick Koan 2006-07-11 08:25 PM

They kind of did. They are trying to forget that III and IV ever happened.

Ezdno 2006-07-11 09:46 PM

I thought the movie was pretty good too, what about just good old fashioned adrenalin throwing that piano across the room, his mom was gonna get throttled fgs.

I am still trying to figure out where they came up with this version. Or I must have totally slept through Superman 2, is this supposed to be a remake?

cody 2006-07-11 10:00 PM

I saw the Imax version...pretty cool.

Nick Koan 2006-07-11 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezdno
I thought the movie was pretty good too, what about just good old fashioned adrenalin throwing that piano across the room, his mom was gonna get throttled fgs.

I am still trying to figure out where they came up with this version. Or I must have totally slept through Superman 2, is this supposed to be a remake?

The events are supposed to happen after Superman 2. But, I haven't seen the new one (nor do I plan on it) and its been forever since I've seen Superman 2. 3 and 4 are to be ignored aparently.

M3n2c3 2006-07-11 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by nKoan
3 and 4 are to be ignored aparently.

As they should be. III was embarrassing, and IV should not have happened.

murphy 2006-07-12 06:51 AM

Yup it does seem that the makers are working off the premis that III and IV did not happen. But on that note Sup. and Lois got it on in his fortress.

Bob Danger 2006-07-12 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M3n2c3
The number of people who apparently haven't seen Superman II is astounding. The kid was conceived when Superman gave up his powers to have a "normal life." He and Lois got it on in his little silver sleeping bag, right there in the Fortress of Solitude.

At any rate, I thought the movie was great.

I saw it, in 1987 when I was 2!

MikeK 2006-07-12 03:25 PM

Did it change your life?

Bob Danger 2006-07-12 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK
Did it change your life?

No, it changed my brothers life, he got a superman tatoo:lol: What an Idiot.

Nick Koan 2006-07-12 03:40 PM

I bought a superman t-shirt once. That's kind of the same thing.

MikeK 2006-07-12 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Danger
No, it changed my brothers life, he got a superman tatoo:lol: What an Idiot.

Wow, are you serious?! Please tell me it was a huge "S" covering his whole chest :lol:

sperry 2006-07-12 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bob Danger
No, it changed my brothers life, he got a superman tatoo:lol: What an Idiot.

Man that's gay. Tell your brother I think his tatoo's gay.... unless he's bigger than me... then tell him that Eric thinks his tatoo's gay.

Bob Danger 2006-07-12 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeK
Wow, are you serious?! Please tell me it was a huge "S" covering his whole chest :lol:

its just the Superman logo on his arm, like Bon Jovi. Thats where he got the idea. How lame is that.
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Originally Posted by sperry
Man that's gay. Tell your brother I think his tatoo's gay.... unless he's bigger than me... then tell him that Eric thinks his tatoo's gay.

I knocked him out when I was 10, and since then I've kicked his ass on a regular basis. He's older to.

Kevin M 2006-07-12 08:40 PM

Wow... that's a bad combination. Ultra-gay tattoo, with ultra-gay inspiration. :lol:

sperry 2006-07-13 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bob Danger
its just the Superman logo on his arm, like Bon Jovi. Thats where he got the idea. How lame is that.
I knocked him out when I was 10, and since then I've kicked his ass on a regular basis. He's older to.

At least he should make up a story that he got the idea from Shaq or something. :lol:


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