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If you haven't seen Superman don't read this
Superman can't have a kid! Its blasphemyI tell you.
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I know, Superman's a fag and always has been.
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Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen. T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up. Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child? T.S. Quint: Sure, why not? Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him. T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court? Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court. T.S. Quint: Of course it is. Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here. T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court. Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside, of said designated sqaure, counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject... |
Damn, beaten to it. :lol:
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BOBBY STOP NOT READING YOUR PMS AND CALL ME PLEASE! I CAN'T CALL YOU OTHERWISE I WOULD HAVE DUH!
And I read it anyway... |
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I must have fallen asleep during that part of the movie where it implicates him as the father.
That means I thought the movie was boring. |
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i was in slumber... >< |
The number of people who apparently haven't seen Superman II is astounding. The kid was conceived when Superman gave up his powers to have a "normal life." He and Lois got it on in his little silver sleeping bag, right there in the Fortress of Solitude.
At any rate, I thought the movie was great. |
They should have just re-invented the series it's been long enough.
Avoiding the chronological, plot, and acting compairisons alone would have been worth it. Plus they could have added cool new stuff. From reading online it looks there are a few Superman storylines they could have choosen from. The earlier movies weren't that great IMHO. |
They kind of did. They are trying to forget that III and IV ever happened.
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I thought the movie was pretty good too, what about just good old fashioned adrenalin throwing that piano across the room, his mom was gonna get throttled fgs.
I am still trying to figure out where they came up with this version. Or I must have totally slept through Superman 2, is this supposed to be a remake? |
I saw the Imax version...pretty cool.
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Yup it does seem that the makers are working off the premis that III and IV did not happen. But on that note Sup. and Lois got it on in his fortress.
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Did it change your life?
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I bought a superman t-shirt once. That's kind of the same thing.
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Wow... that's a bad combination. Ultra-gay tattoo, with ultra-gay inspiration. :lol:
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