The world is doomed.
 

Someone left a half-finished can of beer, snuggled inside a brown paper bag, sitting in one of the display bins on my sales floor. It was wedged between a row of DVDs and a DDR dance pad.

Days like this I feel sorry for my shortly-forthcoming son. "Welcome to the world, boy. Now let me teach you the phrase 'WTF.' It will come in handy." :|

alcohol abuse?

Was it still cold? Nothin' better than a cold beer on a hot day.

J, I for one would NEVER let you live it down if it was still cold, and you actually finished it!

Pat would never let him live it down if he didn't :)

Ugh, no way. I might catch some contagious stupidity disease.

The alcohol in the beer should kill off anything too nasty. What kind of beer was it ? bucsh ? MGD ? Bud? sierra? tall boy ? regular ?

Pics?

No pics; I was at work.

And I don't remember what kind of beer it was. I think it was a dark silver can with metallic blue lettering. . .? :?:

Coors!

This seemed like an appropriate place to show off our lovely communities stupidity...

From: http://reno.craigslist.org/rnr/226196590.html

I got chlamydia at the Safeway

Reply to: pers-226196590@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-10-26, 3:33PM PDT


A few weeks ago, I slipped while doing my grocery shopping and my cart went flying in front of me and I fell right onto the wet puddle, face down. I was wearing a short skirt (and yes I was wearing underwear). I was more embarrassed than hurt, and because it was late at night while they stock, I didn't involve the management since I wasn't injured. Unlike most people, I am not "sue happy." At least I wasn't. My skirt and underpants were extrememly damp. I finished my shopping and left.
Now, three weeks later after my vagina felt like it was on fire, my doctor has informed me that I have chlamydia. I am convinced that I contracted this in my fall, and that puddle I slipped on must have been the semen of the stockboys who are clearly diseased. I am going to discuss it with my friend who is an attorney because this is humiliating, embarrassing, and disgusting. I needed groceries, NOT V.D.

* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

TTIWWOP

wtf

yehay for stupidity!

Bullshit. That's the stupidest excuse for "oops, I banged some dirty guy who gave me the clap" that I've ever heard.

"I need groceries, NOT V.D." is comedy gold.

I laugh hysterically every time I see Reno-911 on the TV, because it reflects the real city so well.

Real or not, I laughed my ass off!

I didn't really think that show was funny until I moved here. Now I laugh my ass off.

My mouf's all dry from smokin the cronic