Leave it stock, glue crap to it instead.
 

So my brother and I are riding our MTB's along the shore of Tahoe having just finished the Marlette Flume trail enroute to Sand Harbour.

Then, we see this thing parked at an overlook. Pictures were mandatory.

This is a Harley Davidson Limited V-Tec Jaguar Type R Racing Lund NASCAR Saturn. Don't see them too often.

Notice how cleanly all the chrome trimmings are attached. Try to ignore the mass of wire coming out of the rear door sill area. Extra points for the Jag hood ornament, and I have no idea what that thing is just above the front license plate. Oh, are Mardi-Gras beads cool as long as they are on the wing(s)?

I saw that fool in Truckee one day, He wanted to talk to me about my car (or perhaps he wanted to ask me out). I laughed out loud and walked by him...He's a "Thuper" guy....

Oh my. I'm wondering what they must use that tow hook for?

Towing home his "kills" after he races for pinks... duh. :rolleyes: :lol:

cool

Holy Crap... 2 wings! Can those Costco tires handle the downforce? :lol:

That car is awesome. I haven't seen it yet, but I'mm gonna start looking.

Zounds. That's a humdinger.

I have talked with the owner and the car is a joke and a great one at that. Yes he is gay...and yes I am allowed to say that cause I am half gay so I can call someone gay without penalty =D.

:lol: "Half-gay"... I've never heard bi put that way.

Me either, so can you be like 60/40 too? Or just half and half? :D

A 60/40 straight/gay ratio is known as "Metrosexual". :lol:

But seriously, everyone's gay, it's just a matter of scale. For example, I like Tori Amos and Sarah McLachlan but I wouldn't hump a dude.

I think I'd rather hump a dude than listen to Sarah Mclachlan. :P

Gayer than half a bag of dicks?

Question for Jeff Neilson: "what class would I be in?" :lol:

Or, half as gay as a whole bag of dicks.

I see a potential need for 'seccs-ipedia':
typo-er -- one who typos
gayer -- more gay than it was before; may be used in conjunction with 'bag of dicks'

Crap, I like Tori Amos too. I think she's pretty hot though, so maybe I'm more like 75/25. :lol: I'll see what my wife thinks about that.

I'm not giving you a headlight anymore...:P

Is that code for something :lol:

The wings need to be bigger, and it needs steel wheels that have been painted pink.

awesome joke though

LOL

Even though I prefer women I am still classified as 50/50 just another thing to keep in mind in the criteria of how gay one is. Liking Kenny G is the only way to be more gay than straight yet still manage to not do guys btw. That ratio is 73 gay/27 straight and it is known as the G-ratio.

:lol:

Being one of the dudes in a Richard Simmons workout video might give that a run.

Funny that photos of this sort of automotive train wreck instantly spark a detailed discussion on the definition of gay, which, of course, it is.


Edit: oh good, the Anchorage airport net doesn't allow various email protocols, but at least it will deal with this...