Awesome Pranks?
 

So my brother dumpped a bucket of cold water on me the other day while I was in the shower, so its totally on now. Here a a couple of my ideas to get back at him.

1.) Throw a stray cat in the shower with him.

2.) Set his clocks forward an hour so he gets to work at 5am

3.) When he goes to sleep cover his door frame with tape, so when he wakes up in the morning, and tries to leave he walks into tape.

4.) Loosen the lug nuts on his wheels so while he's driving it just falls off.

5.) Kill a hooker and put her in the trunk of his car then report it stole.

That's all I came up with so far.

Came up with another one.

Replace his shampoo with Nair.

I like the tape on the door idea.


















...and the dead hooker.

I say throw a dead hooker in the shower with him after you set his clocks ahead an hour.



And a stray cat too.

Poke holes in all his condoms... :D

Angry raccoon in the shower would be better. Now there is a threat of rabies...

... though, you never know what the stray cat might have.

Take the shower head off, put some dye tablets/toilet bowl cleaner tablets/something awful stinky inside, and re-install the shower head... Oh, and Jello or Kool-aid powder works well too!

No No! Wait! Replace his cologne with Deer Urine, or Fox Urine!




And then throw a dead hooker at him...

Where am I going to get deer or fox urine.

So far the best on is to poke holes in his condoms.

Hunting supply stores. They sell it so you can use the scent to attract male deer/fox, so you can kill them!


I could help you cross some wires in his car (if you can get the keys) so that every time he uses the brakes/blinker/headlights, the horn blows...

Saran wrap the toilet nice and unnoticable. Nothing is worse than pissing on yourself. :lol:

There is also the "put clear gelatin in the toilet bowl" trick.

But, if you share a bathroom it probably isn't a good idea.

Do you have any rainbow stickers for the back of his car. "Hey, why are all the dudes checking me out".

Wiring the brake lights to the horn relay is always a good one. Can't stop at a light w/o honking for days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiWDUhhh5M

throw a toaster in the bath when he is in it. Works every time.

Cover his car in tape maybe?

Or go extreme...

http://seccs.org/forums/showthread.php?t=2420

I've always been a fan of the old "salty toothbrush" gag.

^haha^ I know how to make that one even better. Film yourself sticking "a" toothbrush, not his real one, down your pants and rubbing it all around. Then do the salt in the toothbrush and leave the video in the front seat of his car. So then later that day he will watch the video and think the salty taste on his toothbrush is from your nuts.

oh damn.

how about locking him in his room using pennies? You just push on the door as hard as you can and you cram as many pennies as you can in the crack between the door and the door frame, usually like 3 inches above and below the knob. This puts enough pressure on the latch that the knob cant be turned and the door cant be openned. My senior year of High School, we locked an entire hotel floor with $1.50.

That's a sweet idea. Even better, is to do that then pull the fire alarm. Even better than that, penny lock the door then actually set fire to the place and pull the alarm! Boy will his face be red from that one!! (And by red, I mean burnt to a crisp.)

We used to do that in the dorms when someone brought a fat girl home from a party.

its priceless when you get a stink bomb and that person is sleeping. Toss it in the room, lock teh door w/ the pennies, then bang on the door and wake him up.

how about a terd in a shoe?

"Its not really cheating...because its your dog!"

Note to self: never piss these guys off. :lol: