What's the point in plans...
 

If no one fallows through with them?

We went to go pick up my car today, and after 5 weeks of planning and failed attempts I thought I had everything all worked out. I had a truck, a trailer, and I even had a black guy to push the car while I steered. I made arrangements to pick the car up at 8am, I confirmed the time yesterday, so this morning when we got there at 8:15am, and no one was around to open the gate I was a little angry.

Next to the gate was a huge bulldozer, that required no key... if only I was that bad ass. Instead Cory and I "dismantled" the gate, went in and removed my car, then reassembled the gate, poorly might I add.

The point of this story is that stealing cars is easy... with a black man.

Best thread ever.

Oh wait, I got to the part where you didn't appropriate the bulldozer for personal use.

Worst thread ever.

Should have parked said bulldozer in front of the poorly replaced gate and then disabled it.

Or perhaps parked said buldozer on top of something else valuable inside same gate.

Glad you got your car. Now get it running...

If said person who owned said gate, and said bulldozer wasn't my neighbor, it would've been difficult not to... said.

:lol: stealing cars is fun!

:lol: :lol:

Yeah, stealing cars is fun, isn't it Bobby! :p

Expect a letter in the mail from the honorable Reverend Jackson.

*cuts to that SP episode*

IMHO, despite what seems to be the "general black people consensus", that guy is neither honorable, or deserving of the title Reverend... And Al Sharpton is a MORON.




that is all

I figured the irony in using the word "honorable" would clinch the sarcasm........;)

Oh I got your point man, but whenever someone brings up either of those idiots, my F*ing blood boils!!!!

It's not stealing if you return it, even if it has a different wheel.

:lol:

Morgan knows what's up.

I´ll never forget the phone call I got the next day...:lol: