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Dean 2007-08-14 08:27 AM
Fear the power of Dean!
 
For he is great and powerful and becoming more powerful every day!

http://sciencemode.com/2007/08/14/po...-the-atlantic/

http://sciencemode.com/wp-content/up...e-atlantic.jpg

100_Percent_Juice 2007-08-14 08:28 AM
I thought most hurricanes are named after an angry women...uh...

Dean 2007-08-14 08:32 AM
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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice (Post 103484)
I thought most hurricanes are named after an angry women...uh...
Um, welcome to 1979... :rolleyes:

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml

sperry 2007-08-14 08:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Dean (Post 103482)
Look, it's nature's swamp cooler.

sperry 2007-08-14 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Dean (Post 103482)
Hey a bunch of hot air, spinning aimlessly, sounds like they named it right!

cody 2007-08-14 09:00 AM
C'mon Sperry, you gotta have another zinger in ya! :lol:

Dean 2007-08-14 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by sperry (Post 103489)
Hey a bunch of hot air, spinning aimlessly, sounds like they named it right!
You just wish your engines had this kind of power and/or lasted as long as this storm will. :P

cody 2007-08-14 09:10 AM
Financial Burn!

MattR 2007-08-14 09:20 AM
OMG! I'm dieing here, nice burns.

sperry 2007-08-14 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Dean (Post 103495)
You just wish your engines had this kind of power and/or lasted as long as this storm will. :P
The only hope Dean has of getting a chick wet is if his storm reaches a Caribbean island and rains on her.

cody 2007-08-14 09:35 AM
vagina burn?

Dean 2007-08-14 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by sperry (Post 103502)
The only hope Dean has of getting a chick wet is if his storm reaches a Caribbean island and rains on her.
When you grow up, you will realize chicks are what Peeps are modeled after and with Women it isn't about getting them ready, it's about getting them to the finish line without blowing up too soon.

MPREZIV 2007-08-14 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by sperry (Post 103502)
The only hope Dean has of getting a chick wet is if his storm reaches a Caribbean island and rains on her.
Ouch... that one was good! :lol:

Dean 2007-08-14 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by cody (Post 103503)
vagina burn?
Are you trying to tell us about a disease you you have contracted?

Don't try and keep score unless you are willing to play the game! :D

sperry 2007-08-14 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Dean (Post 103504)
When you grow up, you will realize chicks are what Peeps are modeled after and with Women it isn't about getting them ready, it's about getting them to the finish line without blowing up too soon.
If you can't get a woman started, you sure aren't going to get her finished.

Back on topic:

http://sciencemode.com/wp-content/up...e-atlantic.jpg

Dean's so big they have to us satellite imagery and fly planes around him to measure his size!

Dean 2007-08-14 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by sperry (Post 103508)
If you can't get a woman started, you sure aren't going to get her finished.
Says the man who can barely get his car started and keep it running for more than 10 seconds even when it is already warmed up. What chance do yo have with something as complicated as a woman?

cody 2007-08-14 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Dean (Post 103506)
Are you trying to tell us about a disease you you have contracted?

Don't try and keep score unless you are willing to play the game! :D
It doesn't surprise me that you're confused about the vagina comment. Don't worry, they haven't changed much since you last saw one when you and your cousin were fooling around in 1969?

Dean 2007-08-14 10:19 AM
Fixed:
Quote:
Originally Posted by sperry (Post 103508)
Dean's so big they have to use satellite imagery and fly planes around him to measure his size!
Thank you, Yes, yes they do! When rulers just aren't long enough.

Oh, and make sure you have a micrometer handy when you are "inspecting your block".

Dean 2007-08-14 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted by cody (Post 103512)
It doesn't surprise me that you're confused about the vagina comment. Don't worry, they haven't changed much since you last saw one when you and your cousin were fooling around in 1969?
Not confused, you brought up the burning vagina. I guess you caught what you payed for...

sperry 2007-08-14 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Dean (Post 103510)
Says the man who can barely get his car started and keep it running for more than 10 seconds even when it is already warmed up. What chance do yo have with something as complicated as a woman?
My girlfriend doesn't complain. How 'bout yours?

A1337STI 2007-08-14 10:32 AM
Maybe someday when Seccs member's start liking me i'll join in some of your reindeer games!!

Self Burn

*maybe a bad joke, but at least i'm trying :P*

cody 2007-08-14 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Dean (Post 103514)
Not confused...
Yes, yes you are. I have a perfectly healthy penis, but don't get excited, I know how you swing. http://mitglied.lycos.de/shenmue7/Sm...Smiley_gay.gif

Dean 2007-08-14 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by sperry (Post 103515)
My girlfriend doesn't complain. How 'bout yours?
Not to you she doesn't. We are just glad you have been working all those long hours. ;)

Kevin M 2007-08-14 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Dean (Post 103519)
Not to you she doesn't. We are just glad you have been working all those long hours. ;)
Zero basis in reality burn!

Dean 2007-08-14 10:39 AM
fixed
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Originally Posted by cody (Post 103517)
I have a perfectly healthy penis for a 3 year old


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