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Michael Vick in more trouble

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

He is being sued for "$63,000,000,000 billion dollars backed by gold and silver" by a guy who claims Vick stole his dogs and used the money to buy missiles from Iran.

Isn't that like 63 billion billion dollars? :lol: How the hell are two dogs worth 63 billion billion anyway? Did they shit diamonds?

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Originally Posted by wtf is this guy thinking

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

Oh man it just gets more and more absurd.

I think the best part is the actual court document was handwritten.

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/...athan_file.pdf

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Originally Posted by JonnydaJibba (Post 103613)

Isn't that like 63 billion billion dollars? :lol: How the hell are two dogs worth 63 billion billion anyway? Did they shit diamonds?

Oh man it just gets more and more absurd.

It's only $63billion dude. :lol:

And Vick is going to get pwned. All 3 co-defendants will have plea bargains completed by the end of the week. Vick is named something like 47 times in the indictment. If the famous athlete's friends and associates are throwing him under the bus instead of hopping on the grenade for him, there's no way he's innocent.

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Originally Posted by nKoan (Post 103615)

I think the best part is the actual court document was handwritten.

http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/...athan_file.pdf

That is hyserical! "Michael Vick subjected me to microwave testing" :lol:

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Originally Posted by MikeK (Post 103611)

He is being sued for "$63,000,000,000 billion dollars"

The number $63,000,000,000 is 63 billion dollars

63 billion is 63 billion.

63,000,000,000 billion is redundant. I think that's why they put it in quotations, because this idiot wrote the number followed by the word billion.

Its not redundant.

$63,000,000,000.00 billion is the same as $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.00.

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Originally Posted by nKoan (Post 103621)

Its not redundant.

$63,000,000,000.00 billion is the same as $63,000,000,000,000,000,000.00.

That's a lot of gold and silver!

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Originally Posted by sperry (Post 103622)

That's a lot of gold and silver!

Arrrr!

So, the guy is back at it, and aparently he has a long history of suing celebs from his jail cell.

http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?S=7098852

Now, he's suing Martha Stewart, and promising to give the proceeds to Rachel Ray. And according to the article, along with Vick, this guy has also sued President Bush, Tiger Woods and Barry Bonds.

Who keeps giving this fag a pen and paper?

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Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice (Post 106020)

Who keeps giving this fag a pen and paper?

The US Constitution.

Well shit what else is there to do in prison?

Do we really need to go there?

OMG, he has copyrighted his name. Hmm, NevadaSTi ~@#$%%*%(^)^_+_+++_

AHHHH, can't find the copyright button! [Due to the limitations of this keyboard at my work]

This guy is turning into my newest favorite incarcerated person.

http://www.appleinsider.com/articles...teve_jobs.html

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Riches' latest rambling, which has since been dismissed, goes on to allege that "O.J. has been providing Jobs with food blenders since the midwest flood of 1993" and that O.J. also "paid Jobs to clone Dolly the sheep on April 20, 1998."

As for his other roles in the legal escapade, Jobs is charged with aiming nuclear missiles at Riches' brain and Lance Armstrong's bicycle, as well as price gouging iPhone customers. "On May 10th, 2007, I bought an Apple iPhone for $922.01 at the FCI Williamsburg commissary," Riches wrote. "Now Jobs sells that same iPod for $199."

Here is his Wikipedia entry following all his crazy lawsuits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches

Something tells me at least one of these conspiracies is true.

From the wikipedia article

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It has also been suggested that Riches may simply be bored and using the suits to amuse himself. He is scheduled for release on March 23, 2012/

If that is true, god bless you Johnathan Lee Riches.

I can't imagine he's just a "bored creative fellow"... those rants and intricate plots scream of schizophrenia.