FACT: If you put "FACT" in front of a sentence it suddenly seems more plausible!
 

FACT: There are more people alive today than all the dead people that have ever lived before.

FACT: There are more students in law school than there are lawyers practicing law.

FACT: 98% of the animal kingdom by weight is made up of insects.

FACT: MikeK has spent over 72% of his life pantsless.

FACT: The energy contained in one category 5 hurricane is enough to melt the polar ice cap.

FACT: The human nervous system is longer than the US telecom system.

FACT: 99% of all scientists that have ever lived are alive today.

FACT: One launch of the Saturn V rocket expended more energy than the sum of all motor racing, ever.

FACT: Insurance companies make more money insuring STi's than Subaru makes selling them.

FACT: Only 6% of the information on the Internet is true.

FACT: It takes an average of 40% more keystrokes to type in "1337 sp34k"

FACT: On any given Saturday night, 38% of the drivers on the road are drunk.

FACT: I made all these up.

The last one was the best one... :D


although I'd be willing to bet the STi insurance one is true.

FACT: Putting "FICTION:" in front of a sentence, it will seem less plausible

FICTION: Putting "FACT:" in front of a sentence, it will seem less plausible.

I'd be willing to bet more than one is true.

Fixed:

FACT: sigh

FACT: 99% of all email is SPAM
FACT: There are more Subarus currently licensed in the US than were sold in the US prior to 2002.
FACT: Subaru has sold more AWD cars in the US since 2002 than all AUDI has sold worldwide since the introduction of Quattro.
FACT: 99% of the content on the Internet is porn. (by storage space required)
FACT: Internet Porn has reduced rape and other sexual related crimes by 10% every 5 years.
FACT: Scott has spent more on engines than on Tires, brake pads, oil and other consumables combined for his car.
FACT: Despite the availability of Porn on the internet, the quantity of print and video media porn has increased every year.
FACT: 99& of all porn with titles such as "Amateur", "Cheerleader", "College", "MILF", etc. do not actually contain any.
FACT: Nigerian banks have received over 1 million calls related to internet scams.
FACT: PayPAL Buyer protection has been found to actually protect and favor sellers over buyers.
FACT: 90% of all new items purchased on eBay could have been purchased locally for less after shipping and taxes.
FACT: 99% of all new items purchased from internet retailers could have been purchased from other internet retailers for less using simple tools like Froogle, Pricewatch, etc...
FACT: Over 99% of all questions related to rules for Solo and other racing series can be found by RTFRB.
FACT: Only 2 NASCAR(and it's preceding entities) sanctioned races ever held have been completed with no caution laps.
FACT: 98.6% of all failed smog tests are due to the owner not sufficiently warming up the vehicle prior to the test.
FACT: More money is spent on food, flowers and gifts per minute of consensual private party sex than per minute of professional service sex.
FACT: The Medical and pension/retirement benefits for members of the Sexual Professionals Union (local 69) are estimated to be worth 75% more over their lifetime than those of members of congress.
FACT: Oral Sex sucks for some.

OKay, I can't let that one slide..FALSE

FACT: The 1971 race at Bristol went caution free, along with the '97 race at Talladega and the '99 Race at Michigan. There are more where those came from...

FACT: I knew I should have used "5"...

only for my wife {andrew dice clay)OOH!{andrew dice clay)

FACT: Dean is producing internet porn in his "other" underground garage?

FACT: The idea of Dean making porn creeps me the fuck out.

FACT

FACT: It was Scott in the basement doing I don't want to know what. Must have been the pimp, I mean recreation facilitator with the camera, not me!!!

FACT: You can't state a fact and have it end with a question mark.

FACT: I am never going over to Deans house again.

FACT: Dean looks at more porn than the rest of SECCS combined.
FACT: This thread is somewhat disturbing.

this one's wrong too...

Yes to #2 , not sure on #1
I worked from 98 - Febuary 07 as an Adult Internet Entertainment Back end developer.

some how i don't think the medical software conventions will be as good as the Adult Entertainment ones :lol: :lol:

:lol:

FACT: Matt found teh funay first but we cannot accept his post as he did not post in the form of a "FACT:
FACT: 100% of Adult Internet Entertainment back end developers get screwed eventually.

Fact Deans post was teh :lol:

FACT: The "FACT:" horse has been pretty well beaten to death at this point.

FACT: Atomic Lab Monkey killed the thread.

I think it actually died somewhere around Dean's porn posts.