I hate F'ing Crickets!
 

I have no idea how they sneak into my house, and you never see "small ones", but they are the most annoying M Fers!

Last night right after I fell asleep, one starts chirping in my bathroom, so I had to deal with him, and now, there is one somewhere behind my entertainment center where I have no access. I can scare him into shutting up for a minute or two, but not more!


ARRRRGGGHHH!!!

I need a micro flame thrower with night vision and a sniper scope.

Please don't F@#$ the Crickets!

:mog:

Whatever... Remind me to kill you...

Get a shotgun.

Burn the house down, that'll show them.

^haha Bob, where is that picture of you dreaming of cake and then the house is on fire?

HEHE, my cricket problem was solved back in High School when my right ear drum burst. So, my hearing on that side isn't as strong as the left ear. So, I will roll over on my left side and fall asleep. No more cricket noises. :D

Maybe get one of those ultrasonic pest repellent thingys -- if they really work.

Talk about digging for a silver lining. :eek:

ewww.

Clearly Brian is a "glass half full" guy. :lol:

LOL, unless we are talking about beer. Then it is the beer is half gone, time to order another one.