Title your own auto-biography...
 

Came up at the meet last night. What would the title of the book be, if you wrote your autobiography up to right now?

Mine would be: "By the time you are done reading this, you'll wish you hadn't"
OR, as Scott suggested: "Beware: You can't un-read this..."

I'm waiting to see how the book ends before I give it a title. Really hoping the second half will be the best part, but I have my doubts. Should have stuck with the original way the book was going after chapter 3.

My book would be titled:

"It's not my fault, nobody taught me about carbs!"- ala Chris Griffin.

Or Alternate title:

" The Leather Sock diaries" - old school Seccs nerds may know what that refers to.

I would title mine

"History of the World: Part 2"

or

"Hey Ya'll, Watch This"

:lol: "Fuck that Miami Vice looking mutherfucker."

My book:

"I'm right, even when you're not wrong. Living the semantics lifestyle the sperry way."

"If Only I Would Have Taken the Blue Pill..."

"My Boring Life In Two Pages"

Mine: Bob Danger's tale of Misanthropy, and Elitism

Jonny's: Bros, a Picture Book.

Pete's: Pink Shirts, Tight Pants, and You!

Tim's: How to be so Smug, that Bob Danger knocks your metaphor of life, out of your hands. (Printed on Hemp paper)

Underneath the Hair Gel

Cory's: Milk-Bones, and Salsa!

mmmmmm YUMMY :~:

Dang Bob you're on a roll. Fag. :lol:

Mine would be titled "*clap clap* weeee!"

Sounds like they would be selling that at an adult book store.

Alternatively, it could be "Strippers, Mashed Potatoes, and Pinwheels: How I Led a Joy-filled Life"

:lol::lol:

Love ya, Deede :D

Hahaha. Awesome.

:D
You're good! All I could think of was "Look sparkles, Oooooo"

"I Have No Idea What I'm Doing Here: A Survivor's Tale."

I was hoping for something including, "I got this bitch."




I don't know what the title of mine would be, but it would plagiarize heavily from this:

I am a Fucking Genius

And Aaron hit the nail on the head with Deede's autobiography title. :lol: