Free: Nacho Cheese Doritos
 

New in Bag. Minimally crunched. 1.0oz.

Guaranteed Fresh until Dec. 30.

Free to good home.

Please, no TTIWWOP... You know what these are and what they are worth...

:cool:

Dibs

Shipping to L6L 6P8? (look it up if you don't know where it is)

Please provide documentation proving "Good Home" qualifications.

U.S. shipping only, sorry. And with the Loony exchange rate, the price would be exorbitant.

Do you have lay-away?

These are Doritos, not Lay's silly boy. :)

I have a slightly used can of sour cream and onion Pringles (exp date 12/2009) I'll trade for it.

Original flavor and you would have had a deal, but I'm not into either real or fake Sour Cream flavor. Sorry.

As long as you have Malibu... SOLD!

How do you know this is bob's fridge. He is a known forge documents to get what he wants. Also, who the hell puts chips in the fridge anyways.

There is nothing wrong with putting chips in the fridge if you so choose.

I see the contents of the fridge as a clear indicator of the quality of the home. It is clean with lots of open space, No visibly spoiled food or even leftovers. Also, we have Puerto Rican Rum, Mexican beer and All-American apple juice. Clearly an ethnically diverse and/or tolerant household. And all complimentary to tortilla chips.

What more loving home could you ask for a lonely bag of nacho cheese Doritos?

I do have a slight question as to the contents of the aaple juice container. It appears to be empty or have a clear liquid in it. Bob, please explain.

And, to quell the nay-sayers, Bob, can anyone vouch for your fridge?

I can surely vouch that that's Bobbo's fridge.

I kinda thought there'd be a head in Bob's fridge.

...at least sometime in the next 20-30 years.

Hey Bob, what finally pushes you over the edge? (I bet it's Brittany Spears' 2028 "comeback album" Get Geriatric With Me.)

They probably keep better in his freezer, you know, next to the goat testes.

Moonshine?

Water

That would push anyone over the edge.

I use them as bowls.