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Bob Danger 2009-07-15 05:35 PM
Worst MPG Ever!
 
I'm getting 3.6 Miles Per Gallon! I win, it's like golf right?

I'd like to see anyone beat that!


Compare your lives to mine then kill yourselves.

Dean 2009-07-15 05:39 PM
On the Nighthawk? :huh:

Bob Danger 2009-07-15 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dean (Post 137393)
On the Nighthawk? :huh:
No, the Nighthawk is down with a broken chain. I set this record in the jeep.

100_Percent_Juice 2009-07-15 06:07 PM
Time to move on Bob. Release the Jeep into the wild.

Bob Danger 2009-07-15 06:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 100_Percent_Juice (Post 137395)
Time to move on Bob. Release the Jeep into the wild.
If you think I'm going to take money out of my Hookers and Blow budget for a new car you can forget it.

Kevin M 2009-07-15 06:36 PM
Maybe take it out of 4-Lo and release the parking brake?


Holy crap that's bad. I bet it would get like 1 gallon per mile on the track!

Nick Koan 2009-07-15 08:04 PM
Actually, he gets 6 MPG at the track.

Bob Danger 2009-07-15 10:26 PM
I've been considering getting something newer. I've been looking at IS300s, RX-8s, and Ducati Monsters.

subierex09 2009-07-15 10:53 PM
i think the ducati would be the better idea. those things are BADASS

cody 2009-07-16 10:36 AM
Get a tractor. At least you'd get better mileage.

sperry 2009-07-16 11:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cody (Post 137430)
Get a tractor. At least you'd get better mileage.
It'd be faster and more comfortable too.

subierex09 2009-07-16 07:40 PM
or you could just ride a bicycle.

van 2009-07-16 08:06 PM
My lawnmower might get worse mpg. It doesn't have a speedometer though so I can't calculate

Bob Danger 2009-07-16 08:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by subierex09 (Post 137453)
or you could just ride a bicycle.
Na, I can't afford an Audi, and my phone isn't bluetooth compatible.


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