Scott, you still haven't told us what your reasonable/acceptable initial investment is... You can potentially get a whole lot more of what you are looking for if you spend $30-80K up front.
But based on this thread and your responses to everyone's suggestions, I propose you change your Motto in your profile to:
Fast, Reliable, Cheap, I can fit in it, fun, a class/venue/series where I can be competitive, not a Corvette, open wheel, vintage, etc... : I want them all!!!