FACT: If you put "FACT" in front of a sentence it suddenly seems more plausible!
FACT: There are more people alive today than all the dead people that have ever lived before.
FACT: There are more students in law school than there are lawyers practicing law.
FACT: 98% of the animal kingdom by weight is made up of insects.
FACT: MikeK has spent over 72% of his life pantsless.
FACT: The energy contained in one category 5 hurricane is enough to melt the polar ice cap.
FACT: The human nervous system is longer than the US telecom system.
FACT: 99% of all scientists that have ever lived are alive today.
FACT: One launch of the Saturn V rocket expended more energy than the sum of all motor racing, ever.
FACT: Insurance companies make more money insuring STi's than Subaru makes selling them.
FACT: Only 6% of the information on the Internet is true.
FACT: It takes an average of 40% more keystrokes to type in "1337 sp34k"
FACT: On any given Saturday night, 38% of the drivers on the road are drunk.
FACT: I made all these up.
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