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Old 2007-08-18, 01:03 PM   #7
Dean
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Real Name: Dean
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FACT: 99% of all email is SPAM
FACT: There are more Subarus currently licensed in the US than were sold in the US prior to 2002.
FACT: Subaru has sold more AWD cars in the US since 2002 than all AUDI has sold worldwide since the introduction of Quattro.
FACT: 99% of the content on the Internet is porn. (by storage space required)
FACT: Internet Porn has reduced rape and other sexual related crimes by 10% every 5 years.
FACT: Scott has spent more on engines than on Tires, brake pads, oil and other consumables combined for his car.
FACT: Despite the availability of Porn on the internet, the quantity of print and video media porn has increased every year.
FACT: 99& of all porn with titles such as "Amateur", "Cheerleader", "College", "MILF", etc. do not actually contain any.
FACT: Nigerian banks have received over 1 million calls related to internet scams.
FACT: PayPAL Buyer protection has been found to actually protect and favor sellers over buyers.
FACT: 90% of all new items purchased on eBay could have been purchased locally for less after shipping and taxes.
FACT: 99% of all new items purchased from internet retailers could have been purchased from other internet retailers for less using simple tools like Froogle, Pricewatch, etc...
FACT: Over 99% of all questions related to rules for Solo and other racing series can be found by RTFRB.
FACT: Only 2 NASCAR(and it's preceding entities) sanctioned races ever held have been completed with no caution laps.
FACT: 98.6% of all failed smog tests are due to the owner not sufficiently warming up the vehicle prior to the test.
FACT: More money is spent on food, flowers and gifts per minute of consensual private party sex than per minute of professional service sex.
FACT: The Medical and pension/retirement benefits for members of the Sexual Professionals Union (local 69) are estimated to be worth 75% more over their lifetime than those of members of congress.
FACT: Oral Sex sucks for some.
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