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Old 2007-08-18, 05:38 PM   #15
100_Percent_Juice
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FACT: Dean is producing internet porn in his "other" underground garage?
FACT: You can't state a fact and have it end with a question mark.

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FACT: 99% of the content on the Internet is porn. (by storage space required)
FACT: Internet Porn has reduced rape and other sexual related crimes by 10% every 5 years.
FACT: Despite the availability of Porn on the internet, the quantity of print and video media porn has increased every year.
FACT: 99& of all porn with titles such as "Amateur", "Cheerleader", "College", "MILF", etc. do not actually contain any.
FACT: More money is spent on food, flowers and gifts per minute of consensual private party sex than per minute of professional service sex.
FACT: The Medical and pension/retirement benefits for members of the Sexual Professionals Union (local 69) are estimated to be worth 75% more over their lifetime than those of members of congress.
FACT: Oral Sex sucks for some.
FACT: I am never going over to Deans house again.
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