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MPREZIV · 2007-08-21, 07:10 AM

Moose, you dork!

Guy walks into a bar, and sits down on the counter an octopuss. Bartender asks, "what's with that thing?" To which the man replies, "It's my pet, and it makes me money! It can play any instrument in the world!" So the bartender bets him $100 that it can't play the piano at the back of the bar. Well, after sitting the octopuss on the piano, and it's searching around for a minute, it begins playing the most beautiful concerto you've ever heard! Amazed, the bartender pays up, and another man walks up and sits down a trumpet case next to the octopuss. "I bet it can't figure this one out!" After pulling the instrument out of the case, and fiddling with it for a couple minutes, the octopuss lays down the hottest blues track since Louis Armstrong! Dumbfounded, the second challenger takes back his trumpet, but at the same time, a Scottsman walks up and presents a set of bagpipes! "Ack, I bet yer fishy can't play this!"

The octopuss wrestles around with the pipes for a couple minutes in frustration, and is unable to make a sound. "He can't play it! See!?" shouts the Scott, to which the octupuss replies, "Play it? If I can get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna FUCK it!"

2007-08-21, 07:10 AM	#66
MPREZIV Token Real Name: Le Stig Afrique? Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sitting next to a big yellow box Posts: 3,589 Car: 2001 Impreza 2.5 RS Class: 05 TDSP No, I won't work on your car. F your car*	Moose, you dork! Guy walks into a bar, and sits down on the counter an octopuss. Bartender asks, "what's with that thing?" To which the man replies, "It's my pet, and it makes me money! It can play any instrument in the world!" So the bartender bets him $100 that it can't play the piano at the back of the bar. Well, after sitting the octopuss on the piano, and it's searching around for a minute, it begins playing the most beautiful concerto you've ever heard! Amazed, the bartender pays up, and another man walks up and sits down a trumpet case next to the octopuss. "I bet it can't figure this one out!" After pulling the instrument out of the case, and fiddling with it for a couple minutes, the octopuss lays down the hottest blues track since Louis Armstrong! Dumbfounded, the second challenger takes back his trumpet, but at the same time, a Scottsman walks up and presents a set of bagpipes! "Ack, I bet yer fishy can't play this!" The octopuss wrestles around with the pipes for a couple minutes in frustration, and is unable to make a sound. "He can't play it! See!?" shouts the Scott, to which the octupuss replies, "Play it? If I can get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna FUCK it!" __________________ "...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can fck for HOURS..." Last edited by MPREZIV; 2007-08-21 at 09:49 AM.*