There is a gay guy who walks into a bar in texas full of cow boys. Gay asked"Could I have a scotch and water?" Bartender said"Sure, but usually i dont serve people like you. So if i was you i would go sit in the corner and drink it as fast as you can." about five minutes later a big cow boy comes busting in and yells out"Im so thirsty I can drink the milk out of a cow." The gay guy jumps up and says"Oh mooooo"
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money!'"
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