[100_Percent_Juice]

Ok, and this is a true story of course.
About 6 years ago I went with some of my friends to Niagara falls. We were walking around checking stuff out and we saw this tee-pee on the side of the road with a sign next to it "fortune telling here". I laughed because it was so random. My friend said "hey lets go check that out." I told him I would wait in the car because I don't believe in psychics and the whole idea just creeps me right the F out. After waiting at the car for a few minutes I decided to go inside just to observe. I went inside and sure enough there was some dude dressed like an indian. I am 90% sure that he was some white guy but thats not important.
Right away I started laughing and the guy said to me "would you like to know your future?". I said "no". He said "what, you don't believe I am psychic?" Again I said "no". He said "try me. Ask me a question." So I said "fine. what did I eat for breakfast?". He sat there for a minute looking at some cards... "eggs, you had eggs for breakfast." I just threw up my hands and walked out. My friend followed me out and said "dude that was crazy you did have eggs!" I said "that is total crap everyone in the US of A has freaking eggs for breakfast! your so naive." I laughed again and we left. We never even talked about it again after that until this last year.
Last year I took my wife to Niagara falls because she had never been. Sure enough that same tee-pee was still there after all these years. I had totally forgotten about it. We walked back over there just because I wanted to see if it was the same "indian" inside. I opened the tent and sure enough it was the same guy. I put my hand up and said "how". He looked up at me and said "scrambled".