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moose · 2007-08-21, 01:14 PM

A native Irish man walks into a pub in Ireland. He orders 3 Guiness at a time. The bartender asks"Wouldn't you want to wait to order the next one later?" The man said"No, because I want to drink them as fast as I can for my brothers, Jim and Scott because they cant get Guiness in Ethopia."
The bartender says"Alright then."

So for about five years the man came in every day and ordered 3 guiness.
Then one day, out of the clear blue, he ordered 2 guiness. Every one in the bar gasped and asked, "did one of your brothers die?"
The man says no, I just quit drinking.

2007-08-21, 01:14 PM	#75
moose EJ22 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Westminster, CO Posts: 446 Car: 1998 Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS Class: getting beat in DSP Pain doesn't affect me, I affect pain.	A native Irish man walks into a pub in Ireland. He orders 3 Guiness at a time. The bartender asks"Wouldn't you want to wait to order the next one later?" The man said"No, because I want to drink them as fast as I can for my brothers, Jim and Scott because they cant get Guiness in Ethopia." The bartender says"Alright then." So for about five years the man came in every day and ordered 3 guiness. Then one day, out of the clear blue, he ordered 2 guiness. Every one in the bar gasped and asked, "did one of your brothers die?" The man says no, I just quit drinking. __________________ I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money!'"