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Dean · 2007-08-21, 01:24 PM

As the purveyor of octopus-bagpipe sex jokes, I thought Cory would appreciate us trying to do as well if not better...
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Start off with a classic Bar joke variation...

Two guys sitting at a bar notice a good looking octopus walk in.

The first guy says: "Would you check out the gams on that one? They go On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on."

Second guy responds: "Yeah, I've always been a sucker for, a nice set of, well.., suckers..."

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Geek joke...

Hey Jim, I hear you have an octopus programmer in your group, how's that working out?

Not so well, he keeps giving me beak and everything he codes comes out in octal.

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Quick prison yard joke...

Sorry Octo, you can't join the "Squids" unless you got ink...

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Your turn, move a lever.

2007-08-21, 01:24 PM	#1
Dean Señor Cheap Bastarde Real Name: Dean Join Date: May 2003 Location: $99 Tire Store Posts: 9,294 Car: $.04 STI Class: Fast,Cheap & Reliable=STI Deal, did somebody say Deal? Oh, Dean, yeah that's me.	Bad Octopus Joke thread (Just for Cory) As the purveyor of octopus-bagpipe sex jokes, I thought Cory would appreciate us trying to do as well if not better... ____________________________________ Start off with a classic Bar joke variation... Two guys sitting at a bar notice a good looking octopus walk in. The first guy says: "Would you check out the gams on that one? They go On and on and on and on and on and on and on and on." Second guy responds: "Yeah, I've always been a sucker for, a nice set of, well.., suckers..." ___________________________________ Geek joke... Hey Jim, I hear you have an octopus programmer in your group, how's that working out? Not so well, he keeps giving me beak and everything he codes comes out in octal. __________________________ Quick prison yard joke... Sorry Octo, you can't join the "Squids" unless you got ink... _____________________________ Your turn, move a lever. __________________ I am a Commodore PET --- Now get off my lawn you kids...