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Old 2007-09-26, 09:27 PM   #17
Nick Koan
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This guy is turning into my newest favorite incarcerated person.

http://www.appleinsider.com/articles...teve_jobs.html

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Riches' latest rambling, which has since been dismissed, goes on to allege that "O.J. has been providing Jobs with food blenders since the midwest flood of 1993" and that O.J. also "paid Jobs to clone Dolly the sheep on April 20, 1998."

As for his other roles in the legal escapade, Jobs is charged with aiming nuclear missiles at Riches' brain and Lance Armstrong's bicycle, as well as price gouging iPhone customers. "On May 10th, 2007, I bought an Apple iPhone for $922.01 at the FCI Williamsburg commissary," Riches wrote. "Now Jobs sells that same iPod for $199."
Here is his Wikipedia entry following all his crazy lawsuits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches

Something tells me at least one of these conspiracies is true.

From the wikipedia article

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It has also been suggested that Riches may simply be bored and using the suits to amuse himself. He is scheduled for release on March 23, 2012/
If that is true, god bless you Johnathan Lee Riches.
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