[Double Phister]

Burger King: Fuck You.

I notice the Western Whopper isn't on the menu anymore.
Me: Are you guys still selling the Western Whopper?
Manager: Yes.
She looks at the menu board for a few minutes wondering if she guessed correctly.
Me: I'll take one of those as a meal.
She rings it up. I pays my monies and wait for my foods.
Food order comes up. I eyeball the whopper wrapper with is three optional checkboxes (Texas, Western, or Ultimate). Texas is checked.

Me: Is this a Western Whopper?
Manager: (doesn't even look) yes.
Me: (pointing to the texas checkbox) Are you sure?
Manager: ohhhh..........
Manager: (speaks a whole bunch in spanish to the assemblers)
Assemblers get together for a discusion about my burger trying to decide what the hell a western whopper is.
I get something back that is close enough.

If I hadn't gone inside to eat I'd be screwed (again).

Mandatory 3 month penalty. No business for them.