I got a list of 15 things in email yesterday and took out the dups from Evan's post:
Subject: Things to Do While You Hang Around Walmart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
And last but not least:
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here
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