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Old 2007-11-26, 08:04 PM   #10
MPREZIV
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Originally Posted by sybir View Post
We've got a black Cory down here too, who calls himself "token." Not even kidding, he's a regular at Paul's shop. He drives a back Impreza, too (though it's a bugeye...)

NICE!

We've recently hired a new salesman at Nissan, who's black, and named Cory. I WILL have to kill him soon. Our RETARD receptionists have just decided that any time somebody calls and asks for Cory, it must be him. You know, since I've been in that shit hole for 5 years now, it makes perfect sense to just plain forget that I even work there...
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