still haven't felt a damn thing. GF woke me up after the Friday night one.
GF:"Didnt' you feel that!!? The whole house was shaking!!"
Me: [snore] "huh? wha...?"
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"...these condoms have a topical anesthetic to reduce sensitivity, so you can last longer. What a paradox. You can't feel a thing, but you can f*ck for HOURS..."
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