LOL well said.
I have been a Subaru guy for awhile. Had an outback as my first car when I lived in Alaska. I know so much about them it would be hard for me to get something different. That said, I am a fan of the 04/05 WRX/STI. The 06 and beyond started to get ugly and I hate the new hatchback. I think the EVO X looks great and is a decent car but I'm not going to be buying anything new so if I did get one it would be a few years down the line. In the meantime, if I need to go really fast I get on my GSX-R.