I hate F'ing Crickets!
I have no idea how they sneak into my house, and you never see "small ones", but they are the most annoying M Fers!
Last night right after I fell asleep, one starts chirping in my bathroom, so I had to deal with him, and now, there is one somewhere behind my entertainment center where I have no access. I can scare him into shutting up for a minute or two, but not more!
ARRRRGGGHHH!!!
I need a micro flame thrower with night vision and a sniper scope.
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