[wildfirefli]

So get this. I'm coming home from shopping and getting crickets for the gecko, some douchebag cops are parked IN THE MIDDLE of the driveway in the complex. Completely blocking it. So, I honk once, one of the paddiwagons goes forward like, an inch. Then he decides their conversation is too important ( you can see them animatedly flapping their gums and using hand gestures)

so i'm like. fuck it. I lay on the horn lol. The guy in the car that moved an inch jumps out, asks me if I have a problem. I'm like, yeah. I want to go home. He tells me a baby fell out of the window ( like I care? It's already done and over with???) and that they are " listening to the radio" Chris, of course, is not wearing his seatbelt. Which is forbidden in my car and he will not be doing it again. So the cop says some shit about that. He had to tell me a baby fell out of the window like, 3 times?? lol. So I throw it in reverse, turn around. Then Chris starts demanding me to turn around and get his badge number. Well by this time they must have finished their conversation so then they left lol. Funny thing is, there were no ambulances around. There were seriously 12 parking spots open to either side of them. And how can you listen to the radio as intently as you say when you are just yapping incessantly and blocking traffic on private property? Then come yell at me. Haha.

I'm a perfect smartass though. FUCK pigs. unless you know them and they are cool. Some asshole that thinks he is above the law is just comical. I'm having a good laugh! The guy got so hott that his forehead veins were popping out and his face was all red. That Shit Is Comical right there! Laugh in the faces of pigs!! Laugh Laugh Laugh. hehe. How does a baby fall out of a window? I really didn't know Michael Jackson lived here. And why do I care if some lady dropped one of her 12 kids out of a window???
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