I don't have any room for beer

. I have something like 30+ gallons in various stages. If you wanna do some all grain today go buy this
Grain Bill
8 lbs. 2-Row Pale Malt
2 lbs. Vienna Malt
0.5 lb. Crystal 10L Malt
and get some Nottingham dry yeast, Its should cost $25 or so.
Come over and I'll walk you through the process.
You're going to have to figure out how to get it home though.