UFC is for pussies who like to roll on the ground and hug. And WTF is with the Hex/Octogon thing? That is like the metric system or something and has no place in this great country where all REAL sports are played on 4 sided "fields" and we measure things in multiples of 8, 12 and 16!
WWE is the real sport where people lie on the mat and wait for their opponents to scale corners, cages, etc to leap on them. They use any available office furniture that you always find near the ring to bludgeon each other, etc... Go watch WWE and buy their merchandise instead of that weak UFC stuff.
Can you guess which one I own stock in?