I don't have a parallel port on any of my computers, nor do I know anyone with one. I ordered an adapter cable from Newegg, but it converts usb to a male 9-pin plug, and the AP is also male. I tried Moondog multimedia for a female-female cable or a gender-changer, but they didn't have anything. Should I try looking at Best Buy? Is there anywhere else I should try? This is such a simple issue that's frustrating the hell out of me.