Yesterday I saw a pickup truck with the bumper sticker "If I wanted to listen to your shitty music, I'd come sit in your car".
His windows were down and "Disco Inferno" was
blasting.
Seriously... I can't make this shit up. I tried to get next to him at a light to discuss the irony of his bumper sticker, but the bastard had a green light in his turn lane and I was going straight.
